Randomness In A Book

Part Fourty

Me: I remember what I was trying to tell you yesterday!

Toni: What was it?

Me: I found the best way to capture a Russian Rat!

Toni: What's that?

Me: So I got a cage, put some cheese in the cage, and when they walk into the cage, a trip wire will close the gate door! A full proof plan!

Toni: Well, it's more elaborate than all your other ideas....sure, lets see it work then..

Me: Yay!

*Time skip, brought to you by a block of cheese*

Me: Okay, we're here.

Toni: Is that the cage?

Me: Yup!

Toni: Okay, lets see if this works...

Me: I see the rat. *Brings Toni, and hides behind a bush*

Rat: *Sniffs the cage*

Me: So close.....

Rat: *Looks in cage, and sees the cheese. Then trips on the trip wire, but nothing happened*

Me: What...?

Toni: Did you setup the trap wrong?

Rat: *Grabs cheese and runs off*

Me: *Hops out of bush* What went wrong?

Toni: *Inspects cage* I see the problem.

Me: What is it?!

Toni: You tied the wire the the sides of the cage, not the door.

Me: Oh...well my bad.

Toni: Maybe one day, you'll finally make, a trap that actually works.

Me: One day...., but first I have to add this to my book of memories.

Toni: How many memories do you plan on adding.

Me: Until, I've completed the story...until then...more attempts of catching those Russian Rats!

Toni: Right..