Caution! This is really weird.
Me: Why does sex hurt the first time?
Toni: I'll ask Francis. *Calls France*
Francis: Salut! Vhat iz it?
Toni: Matthew would like to ask a question.
Francis: Vat iz it?
Me: Toni asked me, why does sex hurt the first time?
Francis: Vell...It'z......talk about, very wierd topic.........
Me: .......
Toni: .........
Francis: Firzt of all vhy would he want to know thiz and it'z becauze, zex for the first time hurtz becauze it'z the firzt time putting...thiz iz really weird.....
Toni: *Laughs in the background*
Francis: Haz Toni ever taken zex ed or played cardz againzt humanity or watched moviez to explain that, (that iz where I know the anzwer to thiz queztion Toni azked).
Me: Toni didn't ask me, he wanted to know if I knew, and I didn't. So then I asked him, but then he told me to ask you.
Francis: Can I zpeak with Toni?
Me: Sure. *Hands phone to Spain*
Toni: ¡Hola!
Francis: Tell Matthew, to zhink of it az a reverze poop but in a different place.
Toni: ¡DIOS MIOS! THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! A POOP! A FREAKING POOP! Sorry for yelling Matthew.
Me: It's okay. *Confused on what's going on*
Francis: I'm not gonna get me and Arthur, if you vant, you can teach my zon and talk to him about you and Lovino, I'm not going to give my zon inzanity about how I do zhingz.. *England fake coughs in the background*
Toni: Like I should tell him about me an Lovi... *Romano stares at Spain and backs away slowly*
Francis: Zhen tell him thiz... *Begins to whisper to Spain as Spain nods in agreement*
Toni: *Hangs up the call* Just think of as a reverse poop.... *Walks away*
Me: .......what?......... *Still confused*
A/N
This was a real conversation we had, and it was awkward yet funny. I hope you enjoyed, see you next chapter.
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Randomness In A Book
RandomJust a bunch of stupidity and randomness. I hope you enjoy anyway. My rp buddy is TrashOfKPop
