Randomness In A Book

Thanksgiving Special!

Me: Welcome one and all to the Thanksgiving Special! *winks, then imedetitly regreting doing so*

Francis: Zat'z my boy!

Toni: So what are you going to do now?

Me: I'll ask everyone what their thankful for.

Gilbert: Zen you should begin with Ze Awezome me!

Me: Okay then, what are you thankful for?

Gilbert: I'm thankful for being zo awezome!

Me: Uhhh.....anything else..?

Gilbert: Nein.

Me: Okay, what about you Francis?

Francis: I'm thankful to be so handsome.

Me: And you Toni?

Toni: I'm thankful to have people like you and Lovino in my life.

Me: That's sweet.

Lovino: Don't drag me into things *Growls at Spain*

Toni: Oh you came to hang out with me! *Pulls Romano into a hug*

Lovino: Let go of me, you tomato basterd!

Toni: You know you atleast be nice to me atleast once.

Lovino: .........*Glares at Spain*

Me: Well, Lovino, what are you thankful for?

Lovino: I don't know, having a tomato farm I guess......

Me: Moving on, next is Ludwig. What are you thankful for?

Ludwig: Me? Well, to have friends like Feliciano and Kiku.

Me: That's nice.

Feliciano: Want to know what I'm thankful for?

Me: Sure.

Feliciano: To have pasta! *Gets a plate of pasta from nowhere and beings to eat it*

Me: How about you Kiku.

Kiku: Werr (Well), I'm thankfur (thankful) for rearning (learning) about different curtures (cultures) around the worrd (world).

Me: How about you Arthur?

Arthur: Me, huh...not sure.....

Me: Well, can you think of anything?

Arthur: I'm thankful to have my magic friends with me.

Alfred: You mean you going crazy?

Arthur: They are real! You just have to believe!

Me: Before a fight happens, what are you thankful for Alfred?

Alfred: I'm thankful for being the best nation ever! And the most heroic!

Me: .....I think that's abit of an over statement......

Alfred: Did you say something?

Me: No.

Alfred: Okay!

Me: Next is Hercules. What are you thankful for?

Hercules: To have lots of cats.

Me: Is it all you talk about cats?

Hercules: Yep.

Me: Moving on.....Yao, what are you thankful for?

Yao: I'm thankful for being a long living country.

Me: That's pretty good. What are you thankful for Ivan?

Ivan: Too see the terror on people's faces before I end their lives. *Has a dark arua and everyone backs off*

Me: Well, how about you Ukraine.

Ukraine: I'm just glad I know people who actually care for me.

Me: That's wonderful!

Ukraine: What are you thankful for?

Me: Well, to have a huge feast with all my friends.

Alfred: Of course I came up with a new way to end off this chapter too. Just....abit less explosive....

Toni: Hola!

Me: Salut Toni, what are you doing?

Toni: To end the chapter with a blast!

Me: Oh god.........

Toni: Not a literally a bomb, by bomb I mean feista! *Brings out maracas and sings along to spanish songs*

Me: .........

Alfred: That's it everyone, see you next time when were done getting drunk!

Me: But your under the drinking age for America.

Alfred: Not in Canada!

Me: I don't think it works like that, but okay......