Randomness In A Book

Part Five

Me: Have you heard?

Toni: Have I heard what?

Me: The Russian Rats are taking over, there taking over all the prezil factories!!!!

Toni: Oh my lord....

Me: I know we need help, so....

Toni: What are you going to do now?

Me: I got an army of Canadian Cats!

Toni: Why are you bringing me along?

Me: Why not?

Toni: I have more important things to do like take care of my tomato farm, or watch over my pet turtles.

Me: Turtles.....wait! You have turtles?

Toni: That's besides the point! I'm not going along with your nonsense.

Me: What? It's not just nonsense, it's also chaos.

Toni: Exactly.

Me: Please come along. Victory is so close I can almost taste it.

Toni: Gross....

Me: Not LITERALLY! Anyway, will you please just come along.

Toni: Your lucky to have a friend like me.

Me: Why?

Toni: Because the only reason I do this is to see a smile on your face.

Me: I came up with great plan!

Toni: What is that?

Me: I could use your turtles!

Toni: My turtles!?!

Me: Yea, everyone knows the second enemy to Russian Rats are Turkish Turtles!

Toni: No, some of them are still babies.

Me: So we'll though the adult ones at them.

Toni: I don't have time for this. *hugs a turtle plush, and walks home* I'm leaving.

Me: Stay tuned for next time as I drag Spain back to the battle field as the Russian Rats and Canadian Cats duke it out on the hokey field.

Toni: Who are you talking to?

Me: Don't worry about it. *Smiles at Toni*

Toni: I don't trust that smile but okay.....

-To Be Continued.....-