Randomness In A Book

Halloween Special!

Me: And I'm here to announce the special Halloween Special Chapter!

Me: Now read to for a super awesome chapter.

Gilbert: Hey! That was my line!

Me: Well it's my line now.

Gilbert: No fair.....

Me: Anyway, I will now just go around talking to people about what they are going to be for Halloween. Enjoy!

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Toni: Who are you talking to?

Me: Don't worry about it.

Francis: Oh my poor baby, he'z gone crazy.

Me: Trust me, I haven't.

Francis: I hope zo.

Me: Time for a time skip!

*Time skip, brought to you by, Russian Rats*

Me: Okay, so first up is my friend Toni.

Toni: Sí, What is it?

Me: What are you going to be for Halloween?

Toni: I'm going to be a bunny.

Me: Why a bunny?

Toni: Because they're cute and fluffy.

Me: What about you Gilbert?

Gilbert: Ze Azesome Prussia is going to be pirate!

Me: Do you have to repeat that line?

Gilbert: What line?

Me: That your the awesome Prussia.

Gilbert: I see, my azesomeness is just too much for you to handle. That's okay!

Me: Right....Anyway, what about you papa?

Francis: Me? Well I'll be a dinozaur.

Me: A....dinosaur.....?

Francis: Yez! The mozt magnificent beazt, and the mozt ztrongezt and mozt powerful of zem all! If I waz a real dinozaur, I would crush all the countriez that zay I couldn't. *Begins to have an evil aura*

Me: Just don't get carried away.

Francis: Of Courze!

Me: What about you Arthur? What are you going to be for Halloween?

Arthur: Me? I Guess I could be a wizard.

Me: That sounds cool!

Arthur: Why'd you ask anyway?

Me: I'm just curious.

Arthur: Just don't get too curious.

Me: Why? *Turns around to see England dissapear*

Me: Weird......*Walks up to America* What are you going to be for Halloween?

Alfred: I'm going to be Captain America!

Me: Other than the obvious name, why did you dress up as him?

Alfred: Well bro, because he's the hero in the movies, and I'm the hero of the other countries! *Does his iconic laugh*

Me: Right....well, I wouldn't say all of that, but okay.

Alfred: I'm glad you finally agree dude!

Me: Hey Hercules, what will you be for Halloween?

Hercules: If I put cat ears on, will you scratch my belly?

Me: ..........No.........

Hercules: I see then, oh well. I tried. *Leaves room*

Me: Uhhhhh.........okay.

Me: Let's see, I have Feliciano next. Hey Feliciano!

Feliciano: Ciao~! What's up?

Me: What do you plan on being for Halloween?

Feliciano: A kitty~! Meow!

Me: How cute! What about you Ludwig?

Ludwig: Vell, I guess I'll be a verevolf.

Me: Really? Why?

Ludwig: Vell, It'll be different.

Me: You Kiku?

Kiku: Werr(Well) a kistune.

Me: A fox spirit? Cool!

Kiku: *Blushes and faces away* Irigatou....

Me: What about you Lovino?

Lovino: Why should I tell-a bastard like you?

Me: It wouldn't hurt to atleast say it once.

Lovino: Fine, I'm going as-a monster hunter. You happy?

Me: Yes.

Yao: Oh can I be next?

Me: Sure, what are you going to be?

Yao: I'm going to dress up as Hello Kitty!

Me: That might be cool.

Yao: Of course it will! Just you wait!

Me: What are you going to be Ivan? *Soon noticed everyone backed away in fear*

Ivan: Me? I'm going to be a cute demon. Maybe then people would be my friend, Da?

Me: Okay, but I'm not sure demons are meant to be cute.

Ivan: Why not?

Me: Just because.

Ivan: So if I dress as a demon, would I not be cute?

Me: You could if you wanted to.

Ivan: That's good to hear.

Me: Uhhh....I think that's it for now.

Alfred: What are you going to be Canadia?

Me: First off, it's Canada!

Alfred: What ever bro...

Me: Well, I'm going to be a polar bear.

Francis: How cute!

Alfred: That's my bro for ya!

Ukraine: You forgot me!

Me: Sorry! What were you going to be anyway?

Ukraine: A zombie!

Me: Sweet.

Alfred: And with that, my bro and I will finish off this chapter with a bang, I mean bomb.

Me: What! A BOMB!

Alfred: Worry not! The hero will diffuse the bomb!

Toni: And so, after retrieving the cats back from Hercules, will Alfred diffuse the bomb in time? We all hope so, stay tuned for next time to see if we will all survive! I'm leaving by the way! Adios amigos!