Randomness In A Book

Part Nine

Me: *Holds turtle out* Isn't he cute!

Toni: What are you doing? And isn't that the turtle you took from me?

Me & Toni: *Awkward silence*

Toni: Give that back!

Me: No, he's mine now. *Hugs turtle and runs off*

Toni: Get back here!

Me: *Runs away with turtle*

Toni: *Chases after me*

Me: Dad help! *Summons France*

Toni: *Stops chasing* What the heck!

Francis: Did I just get zummoned?

Me: Why can't I keep the turtle?

Toni: Because I said no!

Francis: Give back ze turtle.

Me: No!

Francis: I really don't zink I have to treat you like a child, but I vill if I have to. Now give Toni hiz turtle back!

Me: ....Okay....

Toni: Thanks Francis. I think you need to teach your son better manners.

Francis: Are you zaying I'm a BAD parent?

Toni: I'm just saying you should have been better at teaching him manners.

Francis: Oh really! If you didn't know, England took my zon, and I waz forced to watch my wife die! Now try telling me I waz a BAD parent!

Toni: .....Look at what time it is! I should get home. Bye!

Me: I though you said mom went to a far out land, and wouldn't be able to return.

Francis: ......

Me: My entire life is a lie! *Runs around in circles and flares arms, while freaking out*

Francis: Maybe I zould have told him ze truth. *Looks over a me, as I continue to freak out* Naaah.