*sitting in school assembly*
Person in front: *has a thick bumpy hair strand*
Me: *must resist*
Person in front: *Has 2 more thick looking hairs*
Me: *stares* "No"
Person in front: "What...?"
Me: *smiles* "Oh, nothing"
A/N: Not only do I have the urge to pull my own hair out but I have urges to pull out other peoples hair.