*sitting having lunch with my friends*
Friend: "hey do you ever get the urge to pull other people's hair?"
Me: "Well sometimes, but-"
Friend: "Like do get the urge to pull mine?"
Me: "uhh...?"
Friend: "Because if you do" *pulls a disgusted face and does a back off hand gesture*
A/N: I don't even know how to respond when my friends make comments like this.
