*sitting in hairdressers*
Hairdresser: *pins back clump of hair and reveals bold spot*
Me: *looks to see if anyone in the room can see my bold patch*
Hairdresser: "You seem to be missing some hair here"
Me: *thinks up excuse* "Ah yes, I...no...my brother did it"
A/N: This is why I fear the hairdressers.
