We are the ghouls of London // PHAN

•CHAPTER SIXTEEN•

AHH!! This happened!

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"Where's Dan?" That was the first question Phil asked as soon as Joe entered the dining hall.

Usually, after business together, Dan and Joe would come into the dining room together to join everyone. However, when Joe arrived on his own, that was when Phil began to question it.

"Oh. Him and Alfie were sent to be put in isolation," Joe said as he sat down, got out a Capri Sun and began to drink it, as if he expected what he just said wouldn't half of the reaction it did.

"Isolation? What happened?" Pj asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Deyes and Howell had a massive fall out and full on fight," Felix's voice from behind Phil making him jump. Finding it funny, Felix chuckled.

Joe looked at Felix who stood behind Phil with his hands resting on Phil's shoulders for some odd reason. Phil decided against questioning Felix about it and looked back towards Joe who glared at Felix after putting his juice down on the table, "And how the hell do you know? You weren't even there."

"No, but there is a little thing called texting?" Felix sarcastically replied, moving his hands off Phil's shoulders and into the pockets of his hoodie, "You should learn about it. It's a great way to communicate-"

"Yeah I know what texting is thank you very much," Joe says angrily as he crosses his arms across his chest, "Why don't you piss off back your own group, Kjellberg?"

"Fine. I'm leaving before you send the entire of your 'army' of girls after me who, for some stupid reason, have a crush on you," Felix laughs before walking away back to his table.

"Well fuck," Tyler said gazing after Felix, "That was unexpected."

Everyone laughed at Tyler's blunt response, and so did Phil before he calmed himself down and looked towards Joe, "So what happened to Dan?"

"Oh, yeah," Joe said as he removed the straw of his Capri Sun away from his lips yet again, "Basically, I was copying the answers from Dan's book-"

"Hang on, pause. Copying? Really?" Chris looked at Joe with a frown, "I thought you'd learnt to not do that after what happened with Mr Carter last week."

"Look, Dan had left the room to go 'talk' to Alfie who had called Dan out, and Mr Pickering let him. He left his book wide open and had all the answers! How could I not have?"

"You could have closed the book and done the work by yourself?" Zoe suggested with disbelief.

"That requires me to use common sense and being able to remember stuff in class. And maybe if I wasn't expected to get A*'s for every exam I take next year because you are such a 'pleasure to teach' and cos we are twins and they expect us to be the same, maybe I would have done, you goody goody too-shoes."

Phil was pretty sure if it wasn't for him butting in before Zoe could get a word in edge-ways to tell Joe to carry on with his side of what happened to Dan, there would have been a full on argument between the Sugg twins, "so... can we go back to what happened with Dan?"

"Yeah," Joe turned his attention back to Phil, "He went out with Alfie... to talk about the media project. Alfie, for some reason which I have trouble trying to comprehend, wanted Dan to film his interview section with him right there and then."

"But I thought Dan had no interest in the entire thing?" Louise reminded Joe who rolled his eyes as he looked at her like it was the most obvious thing in the world.