venturiantale oneshots

Thanksgiving.

Everyone was in the TARDIS, unaware of how they arrived there in the first place.

The Accahallas, The P.I.E team, the fallout tale gang, the oblivion gang, they were all crammed in the TARDIS.

"Uh, I'm a bit concerned... " Asylum said, staying close to Sari.

"This isn't my TARDIS... Who's is this?" Cywren mumbled, staying close to her group.

"Your TARDIS?! How many people own a TARDIS?!" Ghost questioned, clinging to Toast closely, annoying Toast slightly.

The room went silent when a girl with short brown hair with a black hoodie and a green scarf walked in, looking at the people.

"Uh, what are all of you doing in my TARDIS?"

"Oh great, we're inside an emo girls TARDIS!" Papa shouted.

"Accurate, but still, you weren't supposed to all gather here at once..."

Papa grunted. "Well, here we are, and you got some explaining to do!"

The girl shyly pulled at her sweatshirt. "Uh, okay... Hi, my name is Sara, I'm a shy gay timelady. And you are all in my TARDIS because it's thanksgiving and I have no friends or likable family..."

Everyone went silent.

Sara awkwardly chuckled, "Uuh, yeah... Any questions?"

"Will there he turkey?"

"Uh, no... I don't know how to cook... So we're are all ordering kfc... Yeah. Who wants what?"

"I want waffles!" Sally jumped, smiling.

"Uuuh, there probably aren't any waffles at kfc... So-"

"I want waffles!!!!11!!"

Everyone backed away from her.

"Okay... I'll ask Oscar to get some..."

"Oscar?"

"Oh yeah, he's my demon companion. Don't ask."

A tall man with black curly hair and a beard walked in.

"Ỷ̫͍̙̺͝o̵̹̥̰̭̮̓ͦ̀̃ͮ͆͑͟u̯̙̓̉́͌̆͝ ̴̳̳̙̔͛ͯ̈̇̽ͧ͡m̜̳̝̊ͦe̱̗̤͙͍͓̠͐ͅṇ̘̻̥̺̣̦͋͜t͉̟̬̅̊ͩ̍͛̈̽͒̀i̥̹͇͉͙͔̍͛̏͐̀o̴͆͑̆ͭͣ͡͏͉̲̻̥̗̠͍̰n̡͓̻͐̽̆̀ȩ͓̝̳̣ͩ̉̅ͬ́̊ͬͥ̓͝d͓͈̱̹̭̐̏͘͟͝ ̷̅̋͛͋͏͈͟m̸̻̮̜̘̖̺͌̎̽̉̋ę͎̝̘̻̗͗̉ͪ̓͊̒̓ͭ͝?̶̧̟͙̹̃̒̐ͅ ̓̋̽̏̓̾̔҉̜͍̗̻ͅͅ"

"Yeah I need you to go get waffles, please."

"Ọ̺̞̝̯͙̭̩̓̎͢kͤ̑ͭ͌͏̱͍ͅa̴͎͔̫̾͂̌ͬ͑͒ͩ̕ý̷̪̻̠͒͑̐̓ͅ.̫̘͊ͧ̃͛̏ͦ.̶̡̻͈͔̹͖̩̙̽͆̽.̛͖͖͍͖̮̼̣̘̽͊̈́́̿ͅ ̿͊ͣ҉̝͇͈̺͔̮͈͓I̘̯̫̣͓͍͇͕͈ͬͭ̉ ̙̞͕͕̱̳͓̉͗̈́̔͒̈́͠g̷̶̟̦̞̺̯͖͆̍ͦ̉u̵̟̫̘͔͕̜̞ͩ̂̍͌ë̫̖́̎̋̃ͧ͗̚͡s̵͚̪̞ͫ̈̒͗̂͠s̗̘̫͉͎͋͌ͦ̐̾.̯͖͖̟̟͍͓̀̋̈́̃̋̔ͯ ̵̰̼̗͚̮̤̣̬̻ͤ͑̀ͦ̔̓͟Y̖̥̤̬͇͛̑́̅̆̀͝ö̘̤͍̱́ͫ̄ͯͯ͆ͦ͟͜u̷̼̥̒̎ͦ͊̎ͨͣ̓̀ ̬͚̮͉͍̰͚͎̑ͨ̈̉̒̐͢n̼̬̬͚̄ͮ̄e̷̗̺̤͉͈͑̈͞ͅę̵̶̩̥͇̞͎̲͖͑ͯd͍̝̏̾͢͟ ̱̆̓̌̎͢ȃ̺͎̦̒ͥ̅̐͞͞ǹ̶̵̘̦̞̑̓̿̀ͦ͑y̝̖̅ͫ͒́̽t̸͇͙̩ͧͥ͐ͨ̀h̘̅î̡͖̻̹̰̃͆͆͆͟͞n̞͍̬̺͖̪ͨͣͫͅg̛̣͍̱̓ͧ̽ͨ͗͗̄͌ͧ͟?̪̤̳̙̗̘̫̞̱͑ͮ̉̌̅̒͋̔"

"No thanks. Hurry back though, I don't want you to miss out!

"O̶͈̞̙̩̝͕ͦͣ͂͢k̆̐̌̂̑̐́͘͏̦̥͙̬͔͙͉a̻͉̬ͨ̾͡y̵̵̝̝͆́͋ͫ̈͆͗̚"

He ruffled her hair before disappearing.

"Okay... So what now?"

"Uh, I dunno... I didn't think I'd make it this far... Uh, I guess we can go to the dining room for now, follow me."

Everyone walked in silence.

Cywren held Timebomb's hand, a little shaken up from being in a TARDIS.

Asylum was a little worried as well, not having the best experience with his TARDIS. He stuck close to Sari.

They walked down the hall and onto a room with a large table in the middle, and a lot of lights on the walls.

They all sat down, and it wasn't too long before the demon from before appeared, with a box of frozen waffles.

Sally started nibbling on the box, and the demon sat down beside Sara.

The KFC laid on the table.

"Okay, thank you all for coming her today! Anyone wanna start with something that they are thankful for before we begin eating?"

Papa began chewing on a chicken bone. "What?"

Sara sighed. "Anyone else wanna say anything?"

"Uh... I'm thankful you aren't a murder that was trying to kill us in your TARDIS?" Ghost mumbled questionably.

"You're welcome..."

"And uh," Ghost blushed. "I'm glad I have Johnny."

Toast smiled, using an arm to hug him. "I'm thankful for having you too sir~"

"Aww, anyone else?"

"U-Um..." Cywren shyly raised her hand. "I'm thankful for the family I have... I don't know what I'd do without them."

"Well, if I'm being honest, I'm thankful I have Sari, I mean, she probably saved my butt a million times." Asylum added.

Sari chuckled, "Love you too."

"Yes my plan is working." Sara giggled. "Anyone else?"

There was silence.

"I guess I'll go than," Sara said, sitting up as she began.

"I've haven't had the best year, I think we can all say the same. But looking around, I see a group of characters that have made my life more fun and creative. I've met so many people because of you guys. Some still in my life, and some that are not. But what matters, is that I have some of the greatest memories with them. I've had my bad moments, and I've had great ones. But I wouldn't change a thing. Right now, I am surrounded by so many caring people. I have the most amazing friends, you guys, my own characters, and characters that we all share, that make me happy. I'm thankful for that. I'm thankful for all that I have experienced in my lifetime."

Everyone stared at her.

"... Can we eat now?"

"... okay."

Everyone ate KFC.

And they all lived happily ever after.