"TIMEBOI!"
A majestic voice echoed from across the room, causing a man with ugly red goggles to swiftly turn his head, listening out for his senpai.
The nerdy girl with red hair flew toward the man like an eagle, pressing her face skin upon his, sensually caressing it with her hand.
"timeman... look what I found..."
She slowly raised her hand, revealing a shriveled up mistletoe.
The brunette BOI gasped like a little anime girl.
"It's amazing."
"Ima eat dis plant." She grumbled with complete seriousness, her eye twitching in anticipation.
They both looked down at the plant that was about to be attacked by the freak couple.
Like rabid doggos, the two chomped at it, ripping it to shreds and chewing on the reminds.
"I feel sick now."
"Same fam."
"We die now."
"K."
THE FRICKING END.
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venturiantale oneshots
FanfictionMy venturiantale membership in flames. With some oneshots
