Breakfast at the Mukamis

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I was in a place filled with nothing but candy.
There was a fat bird laying on the ground and there was a talking unicorn wearing sparkly boots.

There was a lumberjack eating sweet tarts while talking gibberish.
"Hello there Ally"A giant spork said to me out of nowhere.
There was a spork that had a golden crown on its head.
The spork was sitting on the throne will eating a bowl of whipcream.

"SWEET MOTHER OF FISH STICKS ITS THE ULTIMATE SPORK OF GALAXIES!!"I yelled in joy

"Ally you must stab everyone with sporks!Its your destiny!"The spork said very seriously.

"WHY THOUGH!IS IT BECAUSE THE JOEYS THREATENED TO ATTACK SUPERMAN!?"I asked
Then there was a loud noise that scared the living fart out of me!
"W-What was that noise?I asked feeling scared.
"EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR FLIPPIN LIVES ITS A FREAKING TITAN!!!"Laito yelled and tripped over a bucket on the ground.
"OH HECK NAWWW!!I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!"I yelled and start running.
There was giant naked titans skipping happily together.
They all had Yui's face and they kept saying "Ayato-kun".
I was running pass by frosty the snowman and Scooby doo.

Scooby doo got eaten by a titan and Mikasa was sitting on a cloud wearing a mustache.
I seen ayato eating fundip while swimming in a pool filled with takoyaki.
"AYATO!!"I yelled and ayato ran towards me smiling.
I jumped on his back and kicked his leg.
"ONWARD AYATO-KUN!RIDE LIKE THE WIND BULLSEYE!"I yelled
He made a loud war cry and ran full speed ahead.

"WWEEE IM A FLIPPING BIRD!"Rin yelled while flying across the cotton candy sky.
Ayato ran and stopped by the gummy bear forest.
"Retard-Sama You smell like skittles" I mumbled and he let go of me.
I got off his back and I hugged a tree.
The tree was crying tears of joy as I was eating whipcream.

I hugged Ayato and he wouldnt stop calling me "strawberry milkshake icecream bar".
"I love you strawberry milkshake icecream bar" He says smiling and hugging me

I hugged him back and I seen Rap Monster as a fairy.
He said "You got no jams!"and flew away to Yuma's Garden.
Yuma and shu was walking together while eating sugar cubes.
Shu was wearing pigtails and Yuma was a girl.

Kanato was having a teaparty with Yuno from Future Diary.
Teddy was wearing shades and was flirting with Barbie.
"Im sorry Gummy bear Harold pancakes but this is goodbye" I said to Ayato..
"Your my little caprisun" Ayato says and eats cookies from a bush.
"YOU ARE THE SINGING TAKOYAKI!ACCEPT IT AYATO!"I yelled in anger
"I hate takoyaki its disgusting!"Ayato says in disgusts.
I look at the sky to see it was raining soda.
"Lets get married in Canada!"Ayato says out of nowhere

"Of course!But we needs to plan the wedding!I said smiling
He gives me a ring while smiling.
"Larry Lebron Jameson would you be my burnt chicken wang!"Ayato said while crying
"Yes!!Yes!A thousand times yes!!"I said while hugging the easter bunny

"For now on were going to live in a gingerbread house"Ayato says holding my hand.
"No I cant!The citizens of the land of Ooo need me!"I yelled and a pigeon was eating a burrito.

"M-neko chan its time to wake up~"The burrito said with Kou's face on it.

POPCORN!I yelled while running in circles.
After that everyone in the gummybear forest was chanting popcorn.
There was a car and it said Subaru on it but the vicious toucans ate in 3 seconds.
"NNUUUUUU I WANNA EAT A CHICKEN SANDWICH!!I yelled
"WWWHHYYY MUST THE WORLD BE SO MEAN TO MEHHH IM SO HUNGRY LIKE WHYYYY!!"I yelled
"NEKO-CHAN WAKE UP!Kou yelled while he was recording himself twerking in Mcdonalds.

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