Ɗιαвσℓιк ℓσνєяѕ x OC ♚

Black Friday

A/N:Sorry If this chapter isnt good.My brain was blank and I didnt have any ideas what to write.

*************

SHE MY TRAP QUEEN SHE LOOK A BANJOOOO AND I LOVE THE SPORKS AND I AINT NEVER LETTIN GGOOO
*in tune of Trap Queen By Fetty Wap*

AND I EAT COOKIES WITH MY BABY-
I sung through out the mansion
WILL YOU SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP!!Yuma yelled in his room

I was walking in the hallway.
I barged in his room.
And talked in a deep scary voice.
YO WHERE THE MONEY AT?!I said in a gangster's voice.
OI SOW SHUT UP!!He yelled at me in anger.

I popped my knuckles and my neck.
I did a couple of stretches.
He was looking at me confused.

I shook my hands and face and jump up and down.
I was doing a little bit more warm ups and stretches and I yelled on top of my lungs.
GGGOOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLL!!I ran towards him and kicked him in his knee.

He fell on the ground groaning in pain

Did I mention that Im a world star champion when it came to "Kick Ball?"

IM THE REAL M.V. P WHEN IT COMES TO KICK BALL!

WOO WOO WOOOOOO!!!

Oh I almost forgot

Today's Black Friday.

One of the most best holidays of the year

Its the best family traditions that my family loves to celebrate and honor

The sounds of anger and violence brings joy to my heart

Nah Im joking

That made me sound like a complete wierdo just then

Usually My family goes anywhere in sight when it comes to Black Friday :Kmart,Target,Walmart,Barnes and Noble,Hot Topic

Any store in reach we went there

I was in the mansion in my room preparing for the most dangerous battlefields of all time.

I grab my extremely dangerous spork,And I was wearing my uniform(tank top,sweat pants,black boots,and face paint)

I tightened the red
bandanna wrapped around my head
and put some black paint on my face.

I take Black Friday very seriously

I wanted to go to Dollar Tree but I also had other plans to go to another store as well.

So we went to the best store in history of stores

The best store for people who are extremely cheap

It was the one and only....

WALMART

*jazz hands*

*sighs in defeat*But My funds are weak extremely weak

But I really wanted to go to walmart

So I just stole All of Pigeons money from his wallet and blamed it on Kou.

I dragged Subaru and Yuma Because they can be my bodyguards

But Of course I havent told them yet

And I wont tell them

YYUUUMMMAAAAA!!!I yelled and knocking on his door.
WHAT SOW?!!He yelled in Irritaton

What is up with this vampires and horrible nicknames for me and Rin?I thought to myself

RUKI TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO GO SHOPPING WITH ME!I lied