Sid: Haiiiii
Chris: Oh no.
Jim: Sid get me out of this damn group chat.
Chris: Oh, hi Jim :D
Craig: ...
Clown: hey we still up for that party?
Sid: HELL YEAAAHHH
Jim: HELL NOOOOO
Chris: c'mon Jim, quit being such a wet blanket
Jim: I'm not being a wet blanket! I just don't want eight fricking immature men in my house!
Craig: ...
Jim: Besides you Craig, I'd let you come over any day.
Clown: sooooo party or no party?
Jim: No party
Mick: But whhhyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?
Jim: I just told you why
Clown: ur lame Jim
Jim: I'm well aware Clown
Joey: Hey guys do you feel that?
Mick: feel wut?
Joey: Something damp
Sid: Yeah I feel it too
Mick: Same here bruh
Craig: ...
Chris: Wut does it feel like?
Joey: Idk
Joey: It kinda feels like a wet blanket
Paul: *gasps*
Mick: oh no he didn't!!
Chris: Oh yes he diiiidd!!
Clown: Get rekt Jim
Jim: why am I even friends with you guys?
Sid: Cuz u luv us
Jim: whatever
Clown: Sooooo party?
Sid: ...
Joey: ...
Paul: ...
Chris: ...
Craig: ...
Mick: ...
Sid: we're all waiting on u Jim
Jim: ...
Jim: ...
Jim: ...
Jim: Fine
Sid: YYYaaaaayyyy
Chris: victory is ourz
Paul: I'm bringing da' drinks!!!!!
Clown: I call sleeping on the couch!!!
Sid: but u had it last time!!!
Jim: guys I said u could party over here, not sleep over!!!
Jim: ...
Jim: actually you know what? I don't even care anymore.
Corey: ...
Corey: my phone is having a frickin' seizure right now.
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.
