Chris: oh haaayyy
Clown: suh dude
Chris: Wyd
Clown: sitting here in my depressing thoughts
Chris: sounds depressing
Chris: I'm busy fangirling rn.
Clown: about wut
Chris: SID AND MICK!
Clown: wut about them
Chris: Mick asked Sid out!!
Clown: how do u kno this
Clown: did someone tell you
Chris: ...no
Clown: then how do u kno
Chris: I stalked them
Clown: that's really messed up dude
Chris: you're one to talk Clown.
Clown: eh, I got no comeback
Chris: rekt
Clown: wutever
Clown: I'll leave you to your professional fangirling
Chris: see ya Clownyy
Clown: plz don't call me that
Chris: Clownnnnyyyy
Clown: I hate u
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.
