Slipknot Texts

Corey and Sid

Corey: *wink* *wink*

Sid: ???

Corey: *wink* *wink*

Sid: Corey stop

Corey: *wink* *wink*

Sid: Corey I'm kinda busy rn

Corey: too busy cuddling Mick? *wink* *wink*

Sid: wait wut

Sid: how'd u kno!?!?!

Corey: *wink* *wink*

Sid: corrreeyyy stoooppp

Corey: has he asked you out yet?

Sid: no of course not!!

Corey: why

Sid: becuz he doesn't like meh

Corey: how do you know?

Sid: I just kno

Corey: so you have no proof really

Sid: I don't need proof to kno that he doesn't like me

Corey: ...

Corey: you're dumb

Sid: so I've been told

Corey: sid, why do you think he's cuddling with you right now?

Sid: idk

Sid: he's just a cuddler

Corey: no he's not!

Corey: he HATES every little small bit of affection he receives from people

Corey: besides you

Sid: are u gonna say anything to him?

Corey: nah

Corey: I'll only force him to confess his love for you

Corey: and then I'll have him ask you out

Corey: then you guys'll get married and live happily ever after

Sid: ...

Sid: that's not really how it works Corey...

Corey: how would you know?

Corey: you've never been in a relationship

Sid: yes I have!!!!!!

Corey: with who?

Corey: what was their name?

Sid: updog

Corey: what the heck is updog?

Sid: NOT MUCH WHATS UP WITH YOOOUUU

Corey: wait wha-

Corey: ...

Corey: you're dead to me

Sid: *airhorns*

Corey: you're avoiding my question

Sid: just... shut up. And don't say anything k?

Corey: I'm not making any promises

Sid: Corey nooooooooo!!!!!

Corey: dude just trust me on this alright?

Corey: I'm CMFT

Corey: I'm ALWAYS right 

Sid: whatever...

Sid: mick's looking over my shoulder rn

Sid: oh god he's raising his eyebrows in confusion

Sid: now he's looking at meeeee

Sid: HELP

Corey: Hi Mick!!!!

Sid: ...

Sid: Mick says hi

Sid: Ok I'm gonna leave now

Corey: Why?

Sid: cuz Mick told meh to

Corey: okay well I'll leave you two lovebirds alone then...

Sid: bye Corey

Sid: Mick also says goodbye

Corey: *wink* *wink*

Sid: STOP