Chris: I'm horny
Clown: then come downstairs, I'm in the basement
Chris: why the basement?
Clown: cuz I'm gonna tie you to the old bed post
Chris: ok daddy
Clown: good boy
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.