Corey: What. Did. You. Do!?!?
Mick: what do u mean?
Corey: what the hell did you do to Sid!?!?
Mick: I don't wanna talk about it
Mick: how in the hell do u even kno anyway?
Corey: well when one of your best friends burst into your house with tears in their eyes you can't help but wanna know what's wrong.
Mick: he was crying?
Corey: well duh! He's so smitten with you Mick. How could you doubt him like that?
Mick: I didn't doubt him Corey
Corey: then what did you do?
Mick: she called my cell again
Corey: who?
Mick: her
Corey: wait, she called you!?!?
Corey: why?!
Mick: she wants to try planning the wedding again
Mick: idk what to do
Corey: uhhhh just tell her no
Corey: pretty damn obvious Mick
Mick: but I might still love her...
Corey: NO MICK NO YOU LOVE SID AND ONLY SID AND YOU GUYS BELONG TOGETHER AND ONE DAY YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED AND ADOPT ELEVEN KIDS AND GROW OLD TOGETHER AND PEOPLE WILL WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT YOU GUYS AND IT'LL BE PERFECT!!
Mick: damn...
Corey: sorry, I have a lot of bottled up emotions
Mick: it's fine
Mick: but still Corey, I don't know what to do
Corey: follow your heart
Mick: cringe
Corey: I'm serious
Corey: who do you TRULY want to stick with for the rest of your life
Mick: idk
Corey; you're impossible
Corey: I'm gonna go wish my followers on Twitter a happy b-day while I try and calm down
Mick: K then
Corey: follow your heart
Mick: plz no
Corey: I remember when you used to say that to Sid
Mick: HOW DO YOU KNO THAT!?!?
Corey: you saw nothing...
Corey: *disappeares*
Mick: wutever
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.