Craig: hey
Mick: hi
Craig: everyone hates you right now
Mick: I'm well aware Craig
Craig: Imma bombassbitch!!!!
Mick: ?????????
Craig: sorry, that was for Jim
Mick: uhm ok then
Craig: anyway, what's stopping you from dating Sid?
Mick: she texted me
Craig: but Mick, you guys haven't seen eachother in two years. It's stupid to look back on something you ran away from.
Mick: she wants a second chance
Craig: she cheated on you!
Mick: I know but she said she regrets it
Craig: the only thing she regrets is that you found out
Mick: but I think I still love her
Craig: and what about Sid?
Mick: well, I've cared about him for the longest time
Craig: remember when you two were fighting years and years ago?
Mick: well yeah
Craig: that was when SHE was your girlfriend.
Craig: do you see the pattern yet?
Mick: I had no idea he liked me that long...
Craig: well of course you didn't. No one did.
Craig: Sid can keep a secret when he REALLY wants to.
Mick: what the hell should I do?
Craig: well think about it, who do you think you'll spend the rest of your life with?
Craig: you don't have to reply, just think about it
Mick: ok. Thank you
Craig: no problem
.
YOU ARE READING
Slipknot Texts
FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.
