Fuck this fucking band.
Fuck Clown, fuck Corey and always stealing the spotlight, fuck all of them being better than me. I'm done. I can find someone way better than Shawn anyway. He's a fucking fat ass.
I gotta leave Iowa, seriously. This shit's too much to deal with.
Sorry Shawn. Thanks for the sex though.

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Fiksi PenggemarI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.