Chris: are u gonna do it???
Jim: in like a month or so, yeah
Chris: no
Chris: do it tomorrow
Jim: no, it wouldn't be special then
Chris: bruh, its Craig. Just light candles and put some rose pettles in the living room or some shit
Jim: no
Chris: why
Jim: cuz he'll think I wanna smash
Chris: oh
Chris: OHHHHH
Chris: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jim: ...yea
Chris: welp
Chris: take him to the place where u both first met
Jim: so your garage then?
Chris: fuck
Chris: do whatever you were gonna do before then
Jim: ...thanks for the advice Chris
Chris: no problem fam :D
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.
