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Corey and Jim

Corey: ...

Corey: I just witnessed some weird stuff

Jim: like what

Corey: Sid and Mick cuddling

Corey: in your bed

Jim: ...

Jim: dammit now I'm gonna have to bleach my bed

Corey: and I'm gonna need to bleach my eyes

Jim: let us bleach our belongings later. I'm too tired to deal with it now.

Corey: sounds like a plan.

Corey: where are you anyway?

Jim: the couch with Craig

Jim: and before you ask, he's laying the opposite way

Corey: I wasn't gonna ask anything!!

Jim: u-huh sure

Jim: anyway, I'm going back to bed

Corey: saaammmeee. The guys tuckered me out last night.

Jim: yeah they were obnoxious.

Jim: oh and one more thing

Corey: what is it?

Jim: were they like, ACTUALLY cuddling

Corey: ...

Corey: yes, yes they were Jim