Slipknot Texts

Jim and Craig

Jim: Don't. Tell. Them.

Craig: I won't

Craig: they probably already know tho

Jim: ...how?

Craig: context clues *waves hands*

Jim: well then

Jim: let's at least TRY to not look like it

Craig: whatever

Craig: I dont see why you'd want to keep this a secret tho...

Jim: because that would mean they proved me wrong!

Craig: so?

Jim sooooooo, I'm NEVER wrong

Craig: yeah keep telling yourself that hun

Jim: stfu

Craig: sorry, I don't do acronyms

Jim: kys

Craig: ??

Jim: fu

Jim wtf

Jim: hmu

Jim: bamf

Jim: asap

Craig: I'm so confused

Jim: how about this one?

Jim: Ily

Craig: Awwww Ilyt

Jim: GOD DAMMIT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T KNOW ACRONYMS!!

Craig: I said I didn't DO acronyms, not that I didn't KNOW them

Jim: you suck...

Craig: I know ;)

Jim: JUST STOP!!

Craig: fine

Craig: at least I know that you love me <3

Jim: keep telling yourself that hun

Craig: :'(