Slipknot Texts

Joey and Jim

Joey: I'm lonely :/

Jim: that's depressing

Joey: :0

Joey: you're supposed to invite me ovveeerrr

Jim: why?

Joey: becauz I'm lonellyyyyy

Jim: Sid's here right now

Joey: watcha guys doin?

Jim: playing COD

Joey: I thought ya'll did that last week

Jim: we did

Jim: but he demanded a rematch so...

Joey: oh ok

Joey: *depression intensifies*

Jim: stop

Joey: wut

Joey: wut did I doooo

Jim: there's no way in hell I'm letting you two kids stay here

Joey: kids!?!

Jim: yes kids. You two are on fire when you're together

Joey: we are not!!

Jim: yes, you are

Joey: how so?

Jim: the last time you guys came over, you both decided it would be a great idea to ride my lawn chairs down a flight of stairs.

Joey: lol yeah I remember that. XD

Joey: but that doesn't mean we're "on fire."

Jim: yes, it does

Joey: I'm telling Sid

Jim: tell him what you want. He's probably already aware that he's obnoxious.

Joey: that's not the reason I'm texting him...

Jim: wait...

Jim: what?

Jim: wait Joey no!!

Jim: Joey don't you dare

Jim: sid just walked downstairs

Jim: he just opened the front door

Jim: ...

Jim: I hate you guys

Joey: u luv us tho