Jim: Dude!!
Jim: D U D E
Jim: D
Jim: U
Jim: D
Jim: E
Chris: WHAT??
Jim: whyyyyyy?
Chris: wtf why what?
Jim: Dude when?
Chris: I'm so confused
Jim: I didn't know
Chris: ????????????????????????
Jim: you ain't parallel
Chris: ??
Jim: you ain't a straight line
Chris: w t f
Jim: you're in the rainbow
Jim: with #6
Chris: what?
Jim: gaaiiiii
Chris: ...
Jim: you and mr. Crahan are rainbow for eachother
Chris: oh
Chris: yep
Jim: when??
Chris: bout 3 months
Jim: boiiii
Chris: uhm are u ok Beardo?
Jim: I'm telling everybody
Chris: please don't
Chris: keep our gayness a secret
Jim: fine fine
Chris: thanks you friend
Chris: good dog
Jim: stop
Chris: never
Jim: I'm leaving
Chris: k doggo
Jim: chrown
Chris: ????
Jim: ship name
Chris: kill urself
Jim: nah
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FanfictionI know I'm not the only one who's wondered what conversations are like between the band members of Slipknot.