Welcome to the Loud House

chapter 9: Sisternado Warning

"The National Weather Service reports clear skies with only a 20% chance of meddling sisters," Lincoln made a joking news report as they came inside. "But we advise keeping your umbrella handy."

Lily was in the middle of the floor, playing with her toys.

"Shh." Hercules shushed the baby.

"Shh..." Lily copied him.

"Shh..." Lincoln said as he sneaked off.

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" Lori's voice yelled.

This caused for Lincoln, Hercules, and Zoe to freeze.

"He wore cargo shorts on your date?" Lori was actually on the phone with a friend of hers and didn't even notice them. "That is literally the worst thing I have ever heard."

"Whew." Hercules whispered.

"Peanut butter, peanut butter, where's the peanut butter?" Lincoln checked the fridge quickly.

Luna hummed as she was coming by, then smiled to see Lincoln, Hercules, and Zoe. "Hey, dudes!"

"Oh, hey, Luna." Hercules greeted.

"What's the haps?" Lincoln asked nervously as he buried his head in one of the drawers.

"Rad way to chill out, bro." Luna smirked at Lincoln's position.

"He's, uh, just trying to keep a cool head." Zoe lied.

"I see, hey, bro, hook me up with some pudding." Luna said.

Lincoln smiled and then took out a pudding cup and gave it to her.

"Thanks, stay cool, guys." Luna smiled as she walked away then.

"We will." Hercules nodded.

"Now you have cabbage on your head." Zoe smirked after Lincoln took his head out of the drawer once Luna was gone.

"Oh, come on!" Lincoln complained.

Zoe chuckled about that.

"I found the peanut butter!" Hercules smiled, he then opened the jar only to find it empty. "What the?!"

"Ugh," Lincoln groaned. "Why do people put empty jars back in the fridge?! I need a Plan B!"

"Maybe you could cut it off." Hercules said.

"That's it!" Lincoln agreed.

The three then went to get scissors and then ran into Luan.

"Hey, Luan." the three greeted nervously.

"Hey, guys," Luan smiled. " What do you think of this joke? 'If I were you, I'd go for the baboon'!"

"I don't get it." Hercules said.

"Me neither." Lincoln said as Zoe also shrugged.

"Oh, well, that's just the punchline," Luan explained before walking away. "I still gotta think of the set-up."

"That was close." Hercules sighed.

"Come on, let's go to my room." Lincoln told the others.

"Lincoln, honey, I need you to take out the trash!" Rita called out.

"I can do it for him, Mrs. Loud!" Hercules told her.

"The trash needs to go out now!" Rita replied.

"LINCOLN, LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER!" Lynne Sr added in.

"I'll get that for ya." Hercules told Lincoln as he decided to take out the trash for the white-haired boy.