Three And A Half Weeks Later
I woke up this morning just like I had every other morning for the last few weeks. In mess of limbs. My head was resting on Jokers chest, my hand resting on his stomach. He was sprawled out on his back taking up most of the bed like he always does. Harley was laying behind me head resting on my shoulder and squeezing me tight as one of her legs was thrown over my body. I looked at the two of them and could not help but wonder how I was going to get out of this Joker, Harley sandwich without waking them up.
I tried to wiggle myself loose and just when I thought I was going to be able to slip out from in-between them Harley grabbed hold of me.
"Were are you goin?" She asked me.
"Just gonna go feed my baby's." I answered her.
"They will survive if you wait one more hour to feed them." J said as he grabbed my other hand and pulled me back to his chest.
Harley quickly laid back down rapping her arms and legs around me trying to hold me in place. I propped myself up placing a kiss on Jokers mouth then turned around and did the same to Harley. Her grip loosened up on me and I quickly jumped up and off the bed.
"You bitch." She mumbled out.
"You know how cranky they get if I don't feed them first thing." I reminded her.
"Stop talking." J said as he reached out his arm and Harlz crawled over into his side.
I smiled at the two of them cuddling almost both instantly falling asleep. I quietly left the room trying my hardest not to wake either other them up again. Once I was on the other side of the door I ran over the kitchen and pulled out large Queen of diamonds card birthday cake I had made for her. I had remember to thank Alfred next time I saw him for teaching me how to cook and bake like Martha Stewart.
I looked over to my Panda who was standin in the door way waiting for my command.
"Go get all the shit. What are you lookin at?" I yelled at him and he quickly ran out of the room.
"Hey you!" I said pointing at some random goon.
"Go feed my cats." I told him.
He nodded and did what I told him. I smiled when Frost walked into the kitchen.
"Help me carry this." I said to him and he walked over and grabbed the other end of the massive cake.
We carried it out into the main room and I was happy to see that everyone was at work setting up.
All the tables were covered in gold table clothes and glasses. The plates were red and napkins were black. The room was also filled with pink and blue balloons.
"Oh I'm so excited." I said as I jumped up and down.
"Do you think she will like it?" I asked Frost.
"I'm sure she will love it." He answered.
I looked behind him to see some idiot putting her presents on the floor.
"Hey dumb ass!" I called out to him.
He almost dropped the gifts as I yelled at him. He looked from me then behind him like he was looking for who I was yelling at.
"Oh wow you are a dumb fuck." I said as I walked over to him.
"Just so were clear I'm talkin to you." I told him as he looked at the ground not wanting to make eye contact with me.
"The gifts don't go on the floor. They go on the table near the grape soda fountain that I put up just for gifts." I told him as I pointed to where they were supposed to go.
"Sorry." He said then picked up what he had put down and hurried over to the table.
"And stack them nice. Like a pyramid." I told him.
He looked at me confused like I told him to go solve cancer.
"Oh my god someone go help that idiot!" I yelled out. "Big presents on the bottom, small on top." I told them and three men hurried over to help him out.
This went on for a few more minutes before I was satisfied with how everything looked. We had the gifts, cake, the grape soda fountain, and tones of pastries just like she liked it. There was only one more thing I had to do before they woke up, change. I looked down to the green bra and pantie set I was currently wearing.
"If they wake up don't let them out of that room until I get back." I told Frost.
"How do you want me to do that?" He asked.
"Figure it out." I told him as I ran to the room J had turned into a closet for me.
Harleys was across the hall from mine.
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