The horse that could jump heaven.

I heart hello kitty?

 It took about twenty five minutes to get there, and I'll tell you what it was damn beautiful. The pasture was I don't know, possibly twenty acres? There was loads of horses grazing and galloping happily together, it was so much nicer then the old grotty one. The center it's self was just amazing, it was like an old cottage, but new. We parked up in the car park, we got out and unloaded Henry. He came out easily, still a load of hay in his mouth though! We were then greeted by some posh ass woman wearing traditional dressage clothes. 

"Good evening, sir! Is this Henry I guess?" She smiled and bowed like we were the queen or something. She went up to him and started stroking him gently.

"Yes Miss Camron." He smiled back at her and watched her stroke Henry.

"We should get going then. I'll show you to his stable." We then walked of into that massive victorian looking building, the doors opened slowly. I looked at the stables beside me, it was full of horses on both sides. They were bedded with shavings, and top quality haylage. The horses poked there head out of the stables to meet Henry, some whinnied.

"Here is your stable." She opened the sliding door for at 18m stall, bedded with shavings and a prepared haylage net. I put Henry in it and undid his headcollar, I'd take of the travveling equipment later.

"I'll show you to your tac-" Miss Cameron shut the door and went around a corner to show us my tack room. But my phone decided to interupt us, I think I nearlly died.

'H-E-L-L-O, blasting through your stereo. K-I-T-T-Y, Let me slip between your thighs. H-E-L-L-O coming straight from Tokyo. K-I-T-T-Y, My sex will leave you satisfied.' at the moment I was touchign myself all over trying to find my phone, in my pocket, in my bag, everywhere.

'H-E-L-L-O, Show me how your such a ho. K-I-T-T-Y, Bitch i'll make you fucking cry. H-E-L-L-O, get down on your knees and blow. K-I-T-T-Y, your such a fucking cutie pie!' Then I found my phone before it got any worse, it was Aaliyah's mum asking where she was, I told her quickly then hung up. She'll probably hate me forever now.

You should of seen the look on the woman's face, she went bright red. But then I saw my dad's face, it was pale as the pure driven snow, I knew he was angry with me. That's not even the naughtiest song Blood On The Dancefloor have made, damn, imagine if he heard my texting tone. Now that song is rated M. 

"A-anyway, here is your tack room." Aaliyah's face was priceless, she couldn't stop laughing. She was gasping for breath and holding onto her sides. Anyway, the tack room was nice big and spacious, just like the stable, there was a light and an emergancy phone. It had hooks for sevral types of bridals and racks for at least four different saddles. There was a long bar across the side of it to hang up stable rugs and stuff like that.

"Verry nice, I like it." I said without even blushing at what just happened. 

"Good." Miss Cameron smiled then walked back out, her smile was very plastic, her whole body seemed very plastic to me. She didn't look like she'd work in the equestrian industry, more like a model or buissness woman.

"This stable is just fantastic." My dad said looking at the beautiful carved artwork on the ceiling of the barn. 

"Yes, isn't it beautiful. I'll show you your paddock and pasture now." We walked out of the stable from an small door at the side of the tack room. 

"We have our own paddock?!" I squeeled in excitement, I could do whatever I liked and I wouldn't have to clean up after.

"Sort of, you have to share it between two other people. But Sue and Luke never use it anyway, there always out on trail rides. So it's pretty like your own. Here's your paddock." Miss Cameron spread out her hands like a barbie doll posing. The paddock was huge, there was a storage room for jumps like the other barn. 

"What's the highest jump you've got?" I asked eargerly wanting to try some with Henry.

"Slightly smaller then the smallest Puissance jump. Only with my supervision though, any other you can do when you like. Oh, I forgot to mention I have a dressage class every Friday after school times. We've only just started and need a few new members, how about you join us?"

"I've never really done dressage before so I don't think-" 

"She'd love to." My dad rudely interupted me. But I guess it was a comeback for my innapropiate ring tone.

"Wonderful. Daisy, what's the biggest jump and when did you jump it?" Miss asked on the subject of jumping.

"About 5ft, and uh an hour ago." 

"Wow, I'll have to watch you sometime. Moving on this is our pasture, you horse will share this with fifteen over horses, one of which I own." She smiled.

"What's it called?" I fake smilled back.

"Kitty. She's a Thoroughbred." She said awkwardly. Aaliyah nearlly cried, she was laughing that much. The awkward moment when your barn manager's horse has the same name as the rudest song in the world.

"Snrk....HeeHee....! Ahaha, ahahahahahahahah!" That was the laughter coming from Aaliyah's voice, she bent over so they couldn't see her face. My dad was so angry with her, he'd shout at her later for an apology. 

"...Well that's all you need to know for now, bye!" Then she scuttered of somewhere, she walked pretty damn fast to.

"Well....that was awkward." I said poker-faced.

"Aaliyah! You need to be more grown up! Dammit Daisy, your so stupid. What's with that dirty ring tone, change it! We're in a posh barn now and need to grow up a damn well bit." 

"Sorry." We both said, not sorry at all.

"I'm going to the car, don't get into any more mess." My dad wandered of back to the car park as we both went back into our barn looking for Henry. 

 He was stood there all sweet eating his complementy haylage. I went in and undid his travveling boots and handed them to Aaliyah to put away into a box we had in the tack room.  I undid his tale guard to, and put that away. Then Aaliyah came in, bursting into song. One of my faveourite songs.

"Oh oh oh, she lick me like ice cream. Dipping with my dipper we be drinking up the liqour!" I couldn't help but sing along.

"Party like a birthday shake it like an earth quake. Melting like an ice cream cone, going for her DANGER ZONE!" Aaliyah laughed and continued after me.

"Go and suck my lollipop! Sugar sweet cherry top! For sure fit, to legit, hot spot twirk it bitch!"

"Strip it down,work it up. Baby let me fill your cup. Oh to the em to the em to the gee, sticky, messy, taste my treat!" 

"Scream for my ice cream! Tell me all your dirty dreams. Scream for my ice cream! Show me what whats your fantasies!" We both sang the chourus together, dancing and gigling like idiots.

"Oh my god if people are in here I bet they think were some pervy ass freaks now!" Aaliyah fell to the ground giggling.

"Come on get up, we need to get going home!" I laughed, holding my hand out for Aaliyah to get her up."

"Coming!" She took my hand and pulled herself up. 

 We ran out of the barn, kissing Henry before we left and went to go home! We were going to have twice as much fun tomorrow!