So, I did the Pottermore sorting hat quiz again, and what the fuck
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I'm not Gryffindor, fuck you. I'm Slytherin.
Though, actually when I first did the quiz years ago, I originally got Ravenclaw, so I've technically been sorted into every house except Hufflepuff.
I also did the patronus quiz again too, and this time I got an eagle, which is in my opinion a little better than the first one I got, which was a mole.
But seriously, fuck you Pottermore. I'm a Slytherin, not a Gryffindor... I don't care what you try to tell me, I'm still gonna call myself a Slytherin...