Candy Talks Crap || Rant book 1 ✔

I'm Trying To Watch The Care Bears, You Wanker

So, it's currently 2am right now, and one of my bloody Funko POPs just fell over on my shelf

Ah, Barbossa! You knocked down the Doctor when you fell over, you little shit! (I'm not sure how well you can see it, but there's two Funkos that have fallen over. Also, ignore the mess on the third shelf, and yeah, I kinda have a bit of a can collection...)

Unless I have a ghost in my room that knocked you both down...

Tate, you carbon copy of Kurt Cobain, are you there knocking my shit over?

Unless it's the ghost of my old cat Muffy...

I'm trying to watch the Care Bears right now, and two of my Funko POPs decide to fall over. Yay...

Also, I van hear my dog moving around in the hallway outside my room right now, and he has a tendency to knock his head on the ground when he lays down - and sometimes it sounds like it would hurt too - so I just heard a thud coming from outside my room. I'm surprised that old boy hasn't managed to knock himself out yet when he does that actually.

~ Candy's just trying to watch the Care Bears...