Was this Viktor saying he was romantically interested in Yuuri? No, it couldn't possibly be. He had to be joking. Yuuri knew he was wrong. Such a cliché thought, he knew, would be proven completely wrong sometime in the future. Probably months from now, when he and Viktor were making love.
"I think it's a bit early to be talking about marriage, Viktor. We're not actually together, you know," He said weakly.
Viktor flashed him a smile, "You're right, Yuuri. We should go out on a date sometime."
Yurio fake gagged. Secretly ̶h̶e̶ she was fangirling.
"Calm down, I'm kidding," Viktor slapped Yurio on the head. Yurio gave him a hard look.
For some reason, this hurt Yuuri a little bit. Only a little bit. Just a little bit. I'm not lying. It was only a little. Totally a little.
"Wait, Yurio, did Yakov legally adopt you?" Viktor asked suddenly. Yurio shook his head.
"No, he just took care of me. I'm technically an orphan, I guess."
Viktor hummed. He was thinking.
"Yuuri we need to fall in love so that we can get married and adopt Yurio," he suddenly said.
Yuuri nearly makkachoked on his saliva.
"E-excuse me?" he sputtered, turning red from embarrassment.
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