SAFE Home (Sans AU's X Reader X Papyrus AU's)

Chapter 1 ~ One wish, two new roomies

Author's POV

You were currently talking to (F/N) via Skype about Undertale...
"So, did ya enjoy the pacifist playthrough?" (F/N) asked, like he already knew your answer.
"Heck yes, but I doubt I'll be doing a genocide run any time soon." You answered.

(F/N) looked at you like he heard something he never wanted to hear, "Why?"

You shrugged as you explained, "I just don't feel like it's right to make the monsters suffer more than they already are. Monsters in every other game are most of the time the evil ones and the players have to kill them to gain EXP and get more Level Ups. In Undertale however, the humans are the bad guys and the player is the only human they trust."

"That is until you do a genocide run like me." (F/N) cut you off "It's actually fun to see how they react with each new reset.~" He chuckled while you just smirked, "The only words you like are 'suicide', 'homicide', 'genocide', 'death'. What is your problem?" "I don't know, but it's serious." Now the two of you were laughing.

(F/N) then looked at you, like he remembered something. "Hey (N/N), sudden question... but if you had one wish, what would you wish for?"

You thought about it and then answered. "I dunno. Maybe a roommate or two? I mean, my parents gave me a big house so why not fill up a bit of this empty space? It gets kinda lonely when you're seeing only black and white with your bedroom being the only colorful thing."

He smirked "Alright, next question... Who's your favorite Undertale character?"

This confused you now. "Um... I can't decide between Sans and Papyrus, they're both my favorites. Why'd you ask these question out of the blue?"

"Do you like the color blue? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) "

" ლ( ಠ 人 ಠ ლ)"

" ¯\_ ツ _/¯ "

You sighed, (F/N) just wiggled with his eyebrows, which meant something like 'See what I did there, gurl?'. That made you REALLY uncomfortable (Your face: ಠ_ಠ).

But then he leaned back in his chair, with a goofy smile. "Anyway, thanks for the answers. Gotta meet up with someone now. C ya, sucker~!"

(F/N) ended the call, you yawned.

'Well, better make myself ready for beeeeeeee........ Wait a second... Who the hell would he want to meet this late?! Oh well, it's (F/N). Mysteries everywhere he goes.'

If (F/N) would be an object, he definetely would be a present filled with REALLY odd surprises. He was dressed up as soldier in camouflage once when he came to visit you.

He shot you with many different Nerf guns just 'cause why not? But it was seriously just embarrassing last time he visited...