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Sadist Presents: The Little Period Scissor Man.

Sweeeeeet evening~ Well for others it may not be so much sweet.. unnnn! QAQ Im sooooo sorry. Im not dead I sweaaar!

Well lets gooo!

PS: This chapter contains weird stuff and not so funny scenarios.

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Akashi: Hnn. So that's what happened?

Me: *nods* Bro. I told you!

Kise: Though how that guy harassed Tenshiicchi... its sickening ssu! QAQ I have fangirls and yet--

Me: Huuuush! Now let us go! Move on! Senpai its already 2017! I have a lot to catch up to!

Kuroko:... Tenshii-san. Do you remember what it is today?

Me: Oh. 30? Yeah. *pretends to not remember* Its actually our school event today.

Kuroko:.... *stares blankly* It is painful...

[Reader]: *pats Kuroko's back* cheer up man! Today's gonna be special!

Kuroko: *smiles at Reader*.. Thank you.. [Reader]-chan..

Me: *sweatdrops*.. Now we're behind schedule...

*ahem*

Long long ago... In the forest there lived Little Period Head Scissor Man and his mother....

Akashi: *wearing red hood*.. Mom. Im a boy. And you forced me into these girly dresses.

Me: *ignores* Dear, Take this basket to your grandmother. *smiles* it has sweets in it. remember not to stray from the path!

Akashi: *monotone voice* Oh sweets. give me-

Me: That's for you grandmother dammit.

Akashi:.. Yes Mother... But why does Grandmother live so far away.. is it not safer for her to live with us..?

Me:... Because your father was afraid of your grandmother, he's a chicken, unlike you son. now go out there and show your mama what you're made of, and this is what is written in the script.

Akashi: and mother why does it have to be me..? what about the wolf?

Me: Because your sweet mother would be sharpening her gardening shears right now so I can cut you to pieces with it if you dont leave right now and its because that's what the story says!

Akashi:.. Whatever... Mom.

And so, Little Period Scissor Man went to the the forest to go to his poor sick grandmother, so he can go home and help his mother sharpen his scissors.

And he encounters a wolf along the way.

Aomine: *is the wolf*... Hello little boy~ Where are you going~?

Akashi:.. --!! *takes out pepper spray*.. *sprays it on Aomine's face* Mommy told me not to talk to strangers and use these on them!

Aomine: OWWWWWWIEEE! WHAT THE F#CK AKASHI! THIS IS NOT IN THE SCRIPT!

Akashi: Oh look. a bug! *pretends not to hear and slaps Aomine* oh look another one! *slaps again*

Aomine: You napkin head!! >.> I'll eat yo-

Akashi: .... What was that again, Daiki?

Aomine:.. N...Nothing Mom...

And so, The Little Period Scissor Man was successful in vanquishing the wolf...

For now..

Akashi:.. *sees flowers*.. Oh. Mommy said to get flowers for Grandmother. *starts cutting flowers*

Aomine: (I have to eat him or that crazy Mom he's talking about would eat me!) *drops a grenade*

Akashi: *sees grenade* *takes out badminton racket* *hits while sparkling* Ole!

Aomine:..... OHMYGOD!!!!

Attempt 2:

Akashi: *dancing Macarena by the river bank* Ehh Macarena!

Aomine: *tries to drown Akashi*

Akashi: *resurfaces and flips hair like a mermaid while sitting on a rock*.. *summons Piranha army and attacks Aomine*

Aomine: THIS IS LITTLE MERMAID!! OHMYGOD WHERE ARE YOU BITING ME!!!???

Will Aomine successfully kill Little Period Scissor Man Or will Little Period Scissor Man kill him instead?

And what of Little Period Scissor Man's chicken father..?

Stay tuned!