Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Sadist Presents: Little Period Head Scissor Man.

And Im back!!

PS: Tried to write this in class in my notebook but Economics decided that I should study instead so...

Let us get on with this!

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And so, Little Period Head Scissor Man continued with her-- His journey toward his grandmother who lives in a damn forest instead of some place near civilization.

Akashi:... *walking around*

Aomine: *drops a piano from a tree*

Akashi: *walking and dodges piano*... Pianos fall out of the sky. *plays the piano and sings* La la la la. La la la. Elmo's world.. La la la la . la la la la Elmo's world.. I got some scissors. and a basket too.. I. will. See Grandmaaaaaaa!! *fails high note*..

And so. another day, Aomine has unsuccessfully vanquished the period headed terror..

Until he had some idea.

Aomine: *slams open Gramma's door*.. Oi!

Midorima: *wearing grandma clothes* Ugh what?!

Aomine: So Gramma needs her apple sauce? Oi Midorima. Strip.

Midorima:.... What the *censored* nanodayo? Oi Aomine. I know you have fetishes for handsome people like me but-- GET OFF!!

Aomine: *on top of Midorima* Ugh don't move! Its not like I havent seen you naked!! Give me your clothes!!

Midorima: KYAAAA! SOMEBODY HELP. THERE'S A RAPIST IN MY HOUSE NANODAYO!

Aomine: Oh shut your trap kid. ( e . e ) No one would molest you. in tasteless grandma clothes? No way. besides if you're really a girl no one would like saggy oppais. Well.. maybe You would.

Midorima: .... *mutters*... Oh you do have a point.. BUT STILL GET OFF OF M- AKASHI?!

Akashi:.. *drops basket* ....... Oh god...

Midorima:... OAO ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK OF!! HE'S--

Akashi:..... I knew it. you were cheating on me, Shintaro...

Midorima:... WAIT WHAT?! IM STRAIGHT NANODAYO!

Aomine:... Here I thought you like ladies..

Midorima: I DO!!!

Akashi:.. Still, I'll just leave the basket over here... and let the both of you create more aunts and uncles for me

Midorima:.. Screw you!!

Aomine:.......... *snickers* with pleasure.

Akashi:.... Im going to eat. Dont create too much noise.

Midorima:.. *facepalms*

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Kise: *is the hunter*.. *barges in* Put your hands up and drop the weapon!!

Midorima: KISE HELP!

Aomine: *is still trying to pry off Midorima's shirt* OIIII!!