Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Trauma

Hiya!!~ got back!

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke

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Warning Graphical images galore.

Rated: Restricted for those who faint easily.

Challenge for today? read this without laughing or even smiling if you did this I swear im idolizing ya!

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Me: Kiiisssseeeeeee!!!!! get baaaaaccccckkk heeeeeerrrrreeeee!!!

Kise: *holding a phone* none can do Tenshiichi!!

Me: I SWEAR TO SEIRIN WHEN I GET OUT OF THE SHOWER I WILL FUCKING SKIN YOU ALIVE AND CUT OFF YOUR BALLS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR KUROKOCCHI AND AKASHICCHI!!!!

Why am I angry? Kise recorded me singing This Girl is on Fire. I swear to Seirin I will skin that guy alive feed his guts to Nigou, cut off his balls and cook them and feed them to Akashi!

Aomine: *Trips Kise* Whoops, sorry!!

Me: *runs fully dressed but wet* You Asshole! *gets salmon knife* SHI NEEE!!!!

Aomine: ...Oi Kise. Hurry up and run!

Me: *tosses a butcher knife at Aomine's head* I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU NYAHAHAHAHA!!! *laughs the higurashi way* GYAHAHAHAAHA!!

Kise and Aomine: she snapped.. *crawls in a corner hugging each other*

Me: *corners them in a wall and starts to torment them* ROT IN HELL! ! *dances some kind of voodoo dance*

Aomine and Kise: ;_; NOOOO!!!

-Few days later...-

Me: *stomps to Akashi's room* Hora Hora! *slams the door open* Oh my Kaijou!.

What I saw.. is... the most horrofying scene I ever ever seen more horrofying than seeing that mutilated monster from Amnesia.

Akashi Seijuro twerking. Like no tomorrow. in front of a mirror

Akashi: *twerking* Ya can't twerk like me 'cause im so sexy!~

Me: *soul escapes from my body* Oh my Dirty I think I just got Outer Science-d.

Akashi: *still twerking* Just do the twerk twerk twerk!~ and be a derp derp derp! You can't twerk like me 'cause im so hot and sexy. seducing you is just a wink away!~ *winks and does a gun pose*

I'll take your Virgi- ANGEL?!!! O_O

Me: *videoing while shaking in fear* o-oh no! please continue! don't mind me! *shuts the door* God that's horrofying than seeing that mutilated monster from Amnesia! *walks away*

-inside-

Akashi: *twerking* I don't give a shit! *still twerking* 'cause im badass like that!

-outside-

Me: maybe some nice piano music can sober me up! *goes to the music room* Midorin? what are- Holy green pasta.

Midorima: *in an Elsa ballet costume* Let it go!~ Let it go!~ *twirls* can't hold it back anymore! *spins* Let it go.. Let it go, *pirouettes* turn my back and slam the door!~ *does a damn triple axel*

Me: ....

Midorima: *starts stripping* *twerks* Im so sexy! Im sexy sexy sexy! *twerks to the left* Im so fabulous!~ so sexy sexy hot! *twerks to the right* sexy sexy hot!~

Me: O_O no. . My pure eyes..

Midorima: *starts shaking* iM TsUnDeRiMa... TsUnTaRoU... AnD I WILl SeDuCe YoU!~ *starts doing the sexy dance* I WILL SEDUCE YOUUUU!!! 'CAUSE IM A CUTE TSUNDERE!! BECAUSEIMSOFABSEXYHOT!!- ELLE?!???