Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Ice cream b*tches part 2!

and im back!!! hehehe just took one break! so here's the part 2. Fortunately I was able to think of some dares. weirdly, everytime im writing a chapter of this The Other Self or KNB's OP 3 always plays or Can Do. it always surprises me. so songfic anyone?

Meganes don't make anime charas nerdy it makes them Kawaii and nosebleed worthy. oh and by the way Any fujoshis here? ^^

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Me: *reading Yaoi fanfict* kyaaaahh~ eekk!!!! *fangirls*

Mukkun: *sleeping* mmm... sweets...

Kuroko: ano... Angel-chan what are you reading?

Me: EEEEKKK KYAAAAHH!!!! fujoshi!

Aomine Kagami and Kise: *jolts up and Table flips* WHAT?!!!!!

Me: *melts* ohh... my... GHAD!!!! >\\\\\\>

Akashi: *gets out of his room* what is all the ruckus about?! and Angel why the hell didn't you tell me you got 6 out of 10 in spelling?!

Me: *screams* KYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! AKAFURI!!!! OH MIGHAD!!!! EEEK!!! *accidentaly punches Akashi* Kyaaahh!!!

Midorima: *snatches phone and stares at it wide eyed* no way... you... you... YOU ARE A FUJOSHI?!!!!

Aomine Kagami and Kise: *spits out water* NANDATOU?!!!!

Me: *daydreaming* kyaaahh..~

Kise: *shakes me* Who influenced you Angelcchi?!!!! WHO?!!!!

Me: *daydreaming* ahihihi... Akakuro....~

Kuroko: *spits Milkshake at Kagami and Akashi*

Akashi: *frozen and drops scissors* A-Akafuri? Akakuro?...

Me: MidoAka... Ohmigad.... I do not regret being a fujoshi!!! *sparkles*

GOM: *sulks and moves away from me*

Me: *continues reading happily* Awww... *starts imagining yaoi spg rated stuff and rushes to the bathroom* SHIT! IM GETTING THE YAOI HANGOVER!! *nosebleeds*

Akashi: *reads the fanfict* hmm... *takes out scissors and smashes my phone* I'll make sure to exterminate those pairings... *Yandere*

Kuroko: *Yandere mode* I agree...

and without my knowlege the GOM excluding Mukkun threw all of my Yaoi stuff or burned it.

Me: *comes back and sees the ashes and the broken phone* m-minna... *sadistic smile and takes out garden shears* you're all dead....

after I sent them to the hospital..

Riko and Momoi: Angel-chan you're letting us cook for them?! *sparkle*

Me: yep. they mess with me I'll throw them out of a window or use a tractor. hihi..

and in six beds lay six people all having severe injuries from me.. my garden shears... tractor.. and my scissors.. and now killing them with the girl's cooking.

Aomine: (GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!) O_O

Midorima: (its an unlucky day for cancers! SHIORI TAKAO!!! TTnTT)

Kise: (I-i can't escape! NEE- SAN HELP!!!)

Kuroko: (my misdirection won't work... oh well condolence to my family)

Akashi: ..... (I wont destroy her doujinshis ever again ow.. I never expected her to crush all of our bones with the tractor literally)

Kagami: (N-No!!! I don't want to die!!)

and... five screams along with a muffled one echoed across the hospital.

Me: *peace sign* condolence! minna!

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wahh.. I have school tomorrow!

oyasumi minna!!!

I don't own Kuroko no Basuke!

Angel