Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Randomness 2: Daring Time

Heya! what'cha doin?

i present to you: Randomness 2: Daring Time.

As Requested By: @satsukise. (hell yeah. tnx for the wonderful dare)

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke~

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Me: *running wih scissors* come back here Kise before i launch my scissor along with my sharpened cutter!

Kise: haii!! *whimpering*

Me: lets go~ *pulls Kise*

Kise: (at the very least im holding hands with Angelcchi) *sparkling*

after a few minutes....

Midorima: YOU EVIL SPIRIT!

Me: i ain't a spirit! im human you spinach!

Midorima: I AM NOT A SPINACH!

Me: insult me and i give you a hell of a dare.

Midorima: *shudders*

Kise and Aomine: *praying* oh dear God in heaven... please let us survive.. please let us live longer... *radiant angelic aura*

Me: okay! you two are overreacting. its not like you're going to die.

Akashi: she's right. some dares won't kill anyone.

Kise: *mutters* just wait for the first dare. satsukisecchi requested a dare im scared of.

Akashi: Ryota-

Me: -are you

Akashi and Me: -Defying Us?

Kise: NO!

Akashi and Me: good.

Aomine: *still praying* im sorry for reading gravure. im sorry for calling Kise a fucker. im sorry for playing tricks on Satsuki. Im sorry if i kicked Angel's cookie cans-

Me: wait.. YOU KICKED MY COOKIE CANS?!!!

Kise: she snapped *cringes*

Me: *dark aura* Daiki. get ready for your dare *smirking evilly*

Aomine: *Praying harder* Good Lord... Help me survive..

And So... The (Hellish) Dares Begins...

Me: *smirks* age order guys.

Kise: Shit.

Me: Ki-chan! The dare is from satsukise! isn't that great?

Kise and Aomine: 0_0 Double shit with fuck on top. we're gonna die early.

Me: Okay! Ki-chan. satsukise-chan dare you to.... KISS AKASHI!!!~

Kise: 0_0 i forgot.

Me: okay Ki-chan KISS HIM NAO!!!

Akashi: one more move Ryota. you're dead.

Me: ah ah ah! ~ Akashi. its just a kiss on the cheek~

Akashi: .....fine...... but you'll be cooking me tofu soup.

Me: Fine then~ ^_^ Ryo-chan!~ guys take a picture of this!

Aomine: *gets a camera* here Angel-chan. j-just forgive me for accidentaly kicking your cookie cans..

Me: *beams at him* yay! its alright Daiki-chan! i forgive you~ *whispers plan* okay? You can go too Taro-chan

Midorima: fine...