Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Happy Birthday Ki-chan part 2!

Yo! back to the story!

I don't own Kuroko no Basuke

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Me: *serious* so Tetsuya and Seijuro are on the lookout. Shintarou, and Atsushi on the cake. Satsuki and some random fangirls. here's the list of Ki-chan's presents. and Daiki

Aomine: *in the background runnning upside down* h-hai?!

Me: do me a favour and follow the fcking girls you ba*tard!

Aomine: *gulps and does so*

Me: and Taiga...

Kagami: *shaking* w-what?

Me: follow the girls and Daiki make sure They buy every last item on the list got it?

Kagami: *does so*

and so... I got out wearing the most hated crap I would wear.

a fcking shtty frilly skirt.

and lilac heels. (specifically given by Satsuki)

Bloody fcking hell.

Me: This sht..

GOM: *gulps* -/////-

Me: I'll make sure to burn this and make Satsuki... *thinks evilly* hehehe....

GOM's Eyes:

Me: Hehehehe... *evil demonic eyes*

We pray for your souls. Aomine Daiki Satsuki Momoi to rest in peace.

back to me:

Me: That pink haired little sneak! she told me to wear a skirt for once on Ki-chan's birthday! bloody fcking hell it wad a trap!

And to our birthday blonde:

Kise: TT^TT N-no one remembered my birthday! they'r so mean!

??: you speak like a gay y'know that?

Kise: Aominecchi! TT^TT

??: tch. im sure that, that black-haired b*tch remembers.

(Me: oh Daiki... you are dead)

Kise: r-really?!

Aomine: y-yeah! s-so stop being a gay! s-she might think you were already confirmed!

(Me: oh yes. im rather thinking of it loud and clear)

Kise: HIDOI!!!

(Me: OHMIGOD THE SHIPS FCK! THE SHIIIPPPS!!!!!)

Momoi: *hiding behind the wall with Kagami videoing them* hehehehe.. Dai-chan *eyes glint*

Me: *starts taking pictures* best birthday prank I've done...

And when the blonde went home its like there was a hostage crisis Akashi the bad guy. BUWAHAHAHA!!!

Me: to your positions! Seijuro the blade!

and so.. I played as the hostage Akashi the hostage taker (Do I have a choice?) and Kuroko holding his shotgun well.. when did Kuroko get the Akashi vi- *dodges guitar* WTF?! where did that guitar came from? I meant Akashi virus.

Me: *acts all scared* K-Ki-chan!! TTUTT

Kise: O0O ANGELCCHI!

Akashi: Ryouta don't move. or I'll slice her pretty throat!

Me: *mutters* when did my throat get that pretty?

Kise: *gulps* (Akashicchi taking Angelcchi hostage?! why?!!!! TTUTT)