Hosts and Miracles Part 1

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Bon jour!!~ Mon ami!!

Im on my way to Isabela province!~

*coughforcedcough* 'coz Im a Hikkikimori or I want to be a NEET.

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke ~

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Me: Lets welcome... our guests!~ Oh my... Im sorry if I did this super late! (Blame STUDIES!!) @Someonewholovetoread, @woahitsnirai and.. @Kyantasipit!! Kyaaaahhh!!! You're all just in time to-

Someone-chan: Angel-san, I was looking forward to this day!~

Kyan-chan: Uwah!~ its torture time!!!

Nirai-chan: Elle-chaaan!!! *glomps*

Me: -you're all just in time to see Hosts vs Miracles..

Three: O-Ouran H-High School Host Club?!

Me: Oui! (Yes)

Eli: why are you suddenly speaking French?

Me: ehh?!! That's so mean Mon ami! *claps*

And the curtain opened revealing...

Kise and Tamaki: WE ARE GODS!!!

Akashi: hmph. I have more fangirls than you.

Honey: Mura-chan Why are you so tall?

Murasakibara: Because you're just small Honey-chin.

Both: *runs into the sunset holding hands with sweets* WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD, THE WIZARD, WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE MAGICAL WIZARD OF SWEETS!!!!

Me: Kawaii!!!~

All: awww...

Akashi: Im way more cuter!!!

Honey: Dame da yo Aka-kun.

(Pronounced as: Da-me not 'Daym')

Haruhi: Why am I even stuck here?

Me: on the same boat Fujioka-san.

Both me and Haruhi: *sighs* Bakas..

Someone-chan: Elle-chan! There's a-

Nirai-chan: a WAR!!

Kyan-chan: Kyaaaaahh!!

-Bzzt....Bzzt...Bzzt... We'll be right back-

Me: Okay peeps we're back!

Kyan-chan and Nirai-chan: Welcome!

Eli and Mirai: To the...-

Me and Someone-chan: BATTLE OF THE BISHIES!!!!

Me: Today.. The Host Club Charas made a crossover with the Kiseki no Sedai or Kurobasu Charas!

Mirai-chan: let us welcome our judges!

Someonewholovetoread!,

Someone-chan: Im looking forward to the Bishies!~

Me: the second judge: Kyantasipit!

Kyan-chan: Kyaaaahhh! ~ lets get ready to battle! !

Mirai: Last but not the least!! Woahitsnirai-chan!!

Nirai: May the best team win!

Me: and starting at the red corner...

The defending champion Miracles!!

Mirai: and at the Blue corner... the challenging Host Club!!

Fangirls: KYAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Me: and we have Eli-chan here to help the medical team and security from the very supportive girls.

Eli: Rawr! *holding a sword*

Me: and..... We're having a short break!

Minna: till the next chapter minna!~

Me and the five: Bye Bye!!!

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