Creepy love letters.

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Yo! updating at 4 in the morning. hahaha I ain't sleepy. if anything im up for my usual cup of randomness!

hahaha I don't own Kuroko no Basuke

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What if the Yandere Generation of Miracles  wrote love letters? (oh man this will be rich!)

WARNING! READING THIS MIGHT:

-give you a major nosebleed.

-make you run and hide.

-make you batshit crazy.

-give you a headache

-and just make you go: HUWAT?!!!!!

-scare you

-give you nightmares.

Kuroko:

Dear (Name)-chan.

I love you, not because of your looks, I love you because of who you are. you are the best girl I've ever met even though you play those sh*tty otome games or you keep those crappy photos of those 2d men bas*ards. or even use Kise-kun's photo as a dartboard. I love you (Name)-chan. and I'll stalk you forever! for the rest of your life!

XOXO
Kuroko~

P.S: Im right beside you. hihihi

Hell... that even creeped me out.

plus the way he wrote that letter is creepy...  O_O.. did i just make Kuroko a creepy stalker?

Kuroko: Im right behind you Angel-san *creepy smile*

Me: oh hell im waiting for my school vehicle! quit that Kuroko!

Kise

(Namecchi)

Suki da yo! I love you (Name)cchi. because of you I have really been having fun because of my latest hobbies: Stalking you.. and bullying those who like you (i swear to Kamicchi i will kill those bast*ards) and taking many photos of you! not only that I even made a collage of me and you and I'll make sure to give you a copy. I don't care if you're only interested in those Otome sh*t or those Sh*tty Simulation games. or having posters and posters of those Otome bas*ards. (I'll just convince Akashicchi to destroy that fcking useless games)

Love you!

Kise

P.S: im watching you (Name)cchi! ^^

Im right now in my school vehicle still in this. now im creeped out because of Kise. well.. WHO WON''T BE CREEPED OUT WHEN YOU GOT A LOVE CREEPY FUDGING LETTER FROM A STALKER?! or you just read a creepy love letter professing that the writer stalks you everyday.

Kise: Im still watching you Angelcchi! you look nice on that blue and white uniform! ^^

Okay how in the name of Crap did he see me in my uniform? man that's effin' creepy!

WARNING.NEXT LETTER CONTAINS

TSUNDERENESS!!!

Midorima

(Name)

I-Its not like I love you or something nanodayo.. I just don't like those Yaoi manga you are always reading. I hope those mangakas die. and I'll be telling about your behaviour to your parents. not asking for your hand in marriage! (I'll be making sure that Akashi will destroy Yaoi industry). and also. its not like im stalking you or something! its just coincidence that im there!

I repeat I do not like you.
Midorima

P.S: I-m not the one holding a camera behind you!

well should I translate that letter? maybe not because I know that every body knows Tsundere language. ^^

Aomine:

(Name)-chan~

Im right behind you! I love you, I will follow you! I always stalk you and take many pictures of you! I even added a selfie of me stalking you! and attatched it to my letter. just in case you won't believe me. now.. I also burned your Fcking Otome magazines. male model bas*ards' photobooks and those Sh*tty 2d male drawings you made. the drawings are alright but... I want you to Sketch ME and ME only okay?

Love ya!
Aomine

P.S: Im beside your door!

That is effin creepy because my seat is right beside the door. O_O hahaha I dunno what possesed me to write those but truthfully it creeps me out too! ^^

okay guys I will post part 2 after classes. bye bye!!

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke!

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