Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Vengeance!

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What if the Generation of Miracles

Want revenge?

Oh crap.

Kuroko way:

Idiot: Hehehehehe.. *kicks Vanilla Milkshakes*

Kuroko: My... Milkshakes...

Kagami: O.O K-Kuroko?

Kuroko: My Milkshakes! *Runs 300 Km per Hour*

Kagami: OllyBurgers!

Kuroko: *sneaks to the culprit carrying scissors*  *Ring around a Rosy tune* Who destroyed my milkshake? Who killed my milkshake? Vanilla Vanilla, I will kill Him!

Idiot: God is that you?

Kuroko: *le God mode* Yes! IM THE GOD OF MILKSHAKES!!!

Idiot: GOD?!!!

Kuroko: No Im a Ghost. See this Body?

Idiot: FUWAH YUREI!!!!! *runs*

Kuroko: YOU'LL NEVAH ESCAPE!!!! *runs after the culprit*

Me: remind me to never get in the way in Kuroko's love for milkshakes.

Midorima : agreed.

Akashi: I taught him well.

-The Kise Way!

Hater: *burns Kise's cover magazines*

Kise: --THAT LITTLE-

Fangirls: HE BURNED KISE-KUN'S COVER MAGAZINES!!!! HE WILL DIEEEE!!!!!!

Meanwhile the Hater was walking the road when..

*military trumpet sound: totorototototoot!*

Hater: what's that?

Girls: *riding horses* THERE HE IS GIRLS!

Kise: *in a sergeant outfit* CHARGEE!!!!

Girls: FOR SPARTAN KISE-KUN!!!!!

Kuroko: FOR MILKSHAKES!!!!

Kise: KILLL!!!!!! *le does the the 300 scene*

-News flash-

Me: Haizaki Shogo a hater of Kise Ryota was sent to the hospital after Kise-kun's fangirls torched and pitchforked him. He went to the hospital with 2nd degree burns and a pitchfork in his family jewels. (His D*ck)

-The Midorima Way.

Asshole: Weird dipshit.

Midorima: who?

Asshole: You dipshit.

Midorima: you'll surely pay!

Asshole: lets see about that dipshit!

-that night.. -

Midorima: *chanting a vodoo spell and lucky items become alive* abadabe bodabe badabe shutashuu!! I call upon...

Lucky items: *eyes glowing red* kill....kill....killl.. KILL!!!!!!

Midorima : *glasses flash as Lucky Item army flies off the window* BUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ROT IN THE DEEPEST PART OF HELL!!!!

Me: Newsflash! ! A Lucky Item Army is starting to advance in Tokyo in search of a guy named Haizaki Shogo whose family jewels hadn't healed yet after the great Kise Revolution yesterday.