Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

Hide and Go Kill. (WARNING DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME!)

Me: Hey readers... its a new update!!! KANPAI!!!!

Mirai: but isn't that game a bit dangerous?

Eli: kowaii desu!!!

Warning: This game isn't suitable to ANY ages. This game is a matter of REAL LIFE AND DEATH. THIS GAME IS REAL AS IN 100% REAL! DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!! YOU'LL ONLY HAVE 40% CHANCE OF LIVING IF YOU PLAY!

Thank You.

Me: please do not Try this at home.. Your body and life will be gambled upon entering this 'Game'

Eli: and we do not want anyone to be hurt.

Mirai: Please we beg you!!!

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At the Sadist Manor...

Akashi: ....Ryota that game is dangerous.

Me: and hazardous to animals! *hugs Miyuki the cat and Nigou the Dog*

Kise: but Akashicchi!!! KawsiiAsianOtakuGirl requested it!

Akashi: We can't say no to a request..

Me: definitely..

Momoi: Eh? If that's the case Tetsu-kun , Gel-chan and Nigou won't go.

Aomine: Say What? Satsuki you're a scaredy cat aren't you? And Angel. Yiu scared? XD

Me: I don't wanna lose my body though. .

Midorima: Me too. Oh and Gemini's lucky color today is...

Me: Blue.. Cancer's always one step ahead of me.. My lucky item is a chopstick holder...

Kise: Midorimacchi why u infect Angelcchi with ur virus?!

Me: *sulking* Im in 8th place. Its a gamble for me...

Akashi: I all command you to NEVER do it. Its a gamble and hazardous for our health. Now off to bed peasants and student.

*Ding Dong!*

Me: *opens the door* Oh Rei-chan!

KawaiiAsianOtakuGirl: Hi Angel! Mae, that's Angel-chan! Our friend!

Mae (KawaiiAsianOtakuGirl/ Rei-chan's sis): Hi Angel-chan!

Me: awww so cute! *bites knuckles* No no not cute! Snap out of it!

Aomine: First a horoscope follower now a Tsundere? Oi Midorima did you drug her or something?

Midorima: No way I'll ever do such a thing.

Me: *gestures inside* please do come in!

Momoi: Do have some tea Rei-chan, Mae-chan! *gives them darjeeling tea*

Eli: Do you want some cake?

Mirai: Or cookies?

Akashi: Everyone, You're confusing them!

All of us stopped.

Kise: Reicchii!!! Maecchi!

Mae: Ki-chan!

Rei: Hey there Kise.

Kise: Akashicchi Reicchi's the one who requested the Hide and Go Kill!

Akashi: My apologies but I cannot allow it. So does Angel. Agreeing it is Hazardous.

Rei: =( ohh.. is that so?

Mae: Nee-chan its alright! I agree with Aka-chan! Its hazardous!

Me: My sincerest apologies for not doing the request. But you guys can stay here as long as you like.

Akashi: we cannot let two girls go home this late. Its our responsibility.

Momoi: hai, I'll show you your rooms. *gestures*

Kuroko: Right this way please.

Me: Hey there Kuroko!

All (excluding Sadist Trio, and Akashi): W-WHEN-?!

Kuroko: all this time minna-san.

Me: right. *drinking strawberry milkshake*

As Rei-chan and Mae-chan went up I sat down the couch.

Aomine: I feel really bad for not doing their request. .

Me: Me too. . But its too dangerous..

Mirai: Right..

Eli: I think so..

Midorima: Its for the best.

Akashi: Now thay is settled,  Everyone to bed! Its way past your bedtime! And Angel. Congrats for surviving your exam.

Me: Gee thanks Mama.

Akashi: I Am not your mother.

Me: Whatevs Mama. *goes to room*

-meanwhile-

Kise: *taking some red string , salt , pencil , A hatsune Miku stuff toy from my room ,  and basin of water*... Sorry Akashicchi but I'll have to disobey you!

TO BE CONTINUED (LATER)

P.S: guys please don't you ever try that at home. Its really dangerous. I checked it over wikia and its true desu.

And P.P.S: The items Kise took are thr ones needed for the ritual.