Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

How to escape Kidnappers, and sexual harassers. Sadist-chan style!

Hey im givin' ya tips on how to run and avoid getting harassed or robbed while you're walking alone.

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At number 10,

Weapon? Shoes with heels (high or low)

scenario # 1 Robbery:

Me: *walking with my black low-heeled school shoes* hmm..

Aomine: *puts me in a headlock position* gimme all of yah moneh!

Me: *idea bulb* get a piece of this! *kicks him high backwards* fuck you! *runs away*

Aomine: oww!! fuuuccckkk!! get back here you bitch! *limps holding his ***** *

Me: *yells* why would I go back? you Aho!! I ain't crazy to do that!

Aomine: IM NOT AN AHO!!

Me: *runs straight to the police* Aahhh!! attempted robbery- slash- holdupping!!

Kuroko: *in a police uniform loading his shotgun* yes ma'am *fires a warning shot*

Akashi: *in another police uniform* we'll put him to justice *snip snip*

-scenario end.

and...

second scenario- Sexual Harassment.

Me: *gets pushed up on a wall* Kah! Kono Yarou!!

Harasser: heh, feisty I see.

Me: don't 'I see' me! get the fuck of my face before I fucking skin you alive!

(P.S: that line is what I will say to a sexual harasser in front of me.. maybe more than that.)

Harasser: you know I got my eye at you for some time. Hmm now that I see you up close, You're quite a catch.

Me: (Piece of fucking shit. I will beat the living hell out of you!!) hey close your eyes for a minute. *winks*

I ain't doin' the "Damsel in Distress" crap! I can fend for mahself people!

Harasser: *dumbly does so*

Me: *takes off shoes and pins him on the wall with it* These are 3 inches. I wonder what it will be like when I stain it with your blood?

(if the bastard does not do what I placed either think of something to distract him for a minute or two or just pin him with a damn shoe.)

Harasser: I-Im sorry!!

Me: next time you do this I will skin you alive. Got it?!

Harasser: Yes Ma'am!

Aomine: oi Tenshii! can I borrow your not- what da! Are you sexually harassing someone?!

Me: *throws the shoe at him* its the other way around. suck it!

-Scenario 2 end.

Okay.. the Shoe part is finished lets go to number 9. : Handkerchief.

-Scenario: Robbery! Start!

Me: *takes out handkerchief* ACHOO!! ACHOO!! ACHOO!!

Kise : *holds me in a headlock (again) position* Gimme your lo- I mean Money!!

Me: *Takes off the hanky* Mr. Holdupper please let me go of this position and take off the mask please?

*gets ready* ummm look an incoming pie!

Kise: *does an animal sound that will haunt you for the rest of your life* KyahyahpuccapuccaAhah!! *opens mouth*

Me: *shoves the handkerchief to his throat breaks free kicks his d*ck and runs* Gotta run!