Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

10 Reasons to carry Scissors

Akashi: *turns on the webcam* Hello there mortals.

*fangirl scream*

Akashi: Since That demon student of mine is in a vacation in The Bahamas today, She gave me a small request to be the host and give some random fanservice.

Fans: AKASHIIIII!!!!-SAMAAA!!!!

Me: I heard the demon student thing!

Akashi: *ignores* So here I prepared something for all of you.

Me: *in the other webcam* People including me are asking: Why does Akashi carry those twinkling scissors and how the heck can it go out into thin air?

Akashi: well that's simple mortals. I'll give you my 10 reasons why I carry these.

10th reason: Its simple. To cut snacks' wrappers

Akashi: *in a salesman uniform* have you ever experienced that you can't open that snack you bought even if you turn it all around again and again?

Murasakibara: I know. =3=

Akashi: Well Atsushi and Tenshii here have so much snacks and can't open them even if they join forces. So they turn to me to open their snacks

Me: shallow reason. For his teammates!

Fans: Awww

Me: 9th reason please...

9th Reason: "Friendly" Haircuts for friends.

Akashi: Did you ever get irritated how long, messy somebody's hair is? how badly you want to cut it? Well I have an evil plot to make Tenshii bald.

Me: Hey! you need a valid reason to cut the hair that I care about!

Akashi: It irritates me everytime it flips.

Me: =_=

Akashi: In 8th: To cut whatever prank they played

Me: Oh.. °=□=°

Akashi: Like one time they left crepe banners all around saying: "screw the emperor" also "bitch please I'm a better emperor" and "kiss my ass he's just a shrimp"

Me: *slowly points to Aomine's webcam* he did it.

Akashi: it was your handwriting

Me: He blackmailed me with cookies.

Akashi: See you two at the torture room after your vacations. So I was saying.. Kise has this thread out and if you pull it, a bell will ring that will awaken a chicken it will lay an egg then the egg will roll all the way down to my head and the chicken will peck me.

Me: so what happened next?

Akashi: i didn't trip over it. And when Kise tried to fix the trap I cut the string using my scissors.

Me: so he got pecked. Oh.

Akashi : whatever. At 7th. To cut worthless papers since they don't have any reason to be whole anymore

Me:... That sounds.. Depressing.. (|||         )...

Akashi: My father often signs me up for those useless arranged marriages. We all know that my destined person is [Your Name]. And he just could not simply shut it. So whenever a girl comes up to me and says she's arranged for a marriage with me, I ask for proof:

Girl you hate: Akashi-kyun~ We're arranged to be married!!

Akashi:.. Can I see the proof?... a lot of women pranks me with that for some reason.