heeeelllooooo
im dead from senior high.
Children. study well or you'll end up deathly on exams and become a high potato.
like me.
Its liek "Deeeeeathhhh"..
and im like: "nooooooo"...
on to the death scenarioooo
***
Me:....*places elbows on table and looks grim*..
Kise:... *looking grim*.. It is time..
Aomine:.... *looking as grim as he can be*.... Yes.. it is time.
Kuroko:.... *shakes head*.. There is nothing we can do about it?
Me: *hits table*... WE CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS! WE CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. WE CAN! WE JUST NEED TO BELIEVE!!
Kagami:... That's kinda unbelievable... Maybe we can't..
Me: *hits table with fists again and looks with determined eyes* YOU DEFEATED THE GENERATION OF MIRACLES!!! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!! IF AKASHIXMOMOI EXISTS WE CAN DO IT. WE NEED TO BELIEVE IN OURSELVES! OTHERWISE HOW CAN WE FACE OURSELVES IN THE MIRROR AFTER GIVING UP WITHOUT A FIGHT?! IMPOSSIBLE? WE MAKE IT POSSIBLE. IF THE FANDOM WANTS YAOI THEY CREATE FANFICTIONS! NOW IF YOU WANNA PASS THE EXAMS LETS WORK OUR ASSES OFF!
Everyone in the room: *wide eyes*
Kise: *stands up* Tenshicchi's right!!
Aomine: *stands up too* No shit! Its true!
Kuroko:... *determined face and stands up*.. Hai. The speech inspired me so much!
Kagami:... Lets go!
Me: *fighting pose*!WE SHALL CONQUER THE EXAMS!!
All: YEAH!!
Akashi: *opens door*..... What the hell are you all doing...?
Kise:..... Akashicchi! We're just discussing the exams!
Ahem.. So where were we..? oh right.. So everyone was getting ready for the exams...
Me: *in a military outfit in front if a black board* SOLDIERS LINE UP!!
All except Akashi: AYE!!!
Me: LET US COMMENCE THE OPERATION!
*** 1 hour later ***
Me: *holding pencil while studying Science* HUZZAH!!
Kise: I GOT IT!!! I GOT IT! *holding paper with the correct formula* *kira kira sparkle*
Aomine: *gasps* *looking at anatomy chart*... THE HEART IS RIGHT HERE!! *points at left chest cavity*
Me: Wait- YOU JUST LEARNED THAT NOW?!!! O--O
Aomine: THAT WAS TAUGHT IN THE PAST?!!! OAO
Me: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?!!
Midorima:... This level of idiocy......
Murasakibara: Its over 9000, Mido-chin *munch munch munch*
Akashi: *sweatdropping*.. are you all sure you dont want me to teach you?...
Aomine+Kise: NO!
Kuroko: The fire in our hearts will lead us to the correct answer! Akashi-kun, this is our ninja way.
Me: DATTEBAYO!!
Midorima: *glasses flash*.... This is the will of fire. Akashi. Do not meddle with it.
Akashi:..........I'll take my stuff and leave.. excuse me please.. F this shit im out..... *closes door*
**5 hours of studying like chuunibyos later**..
Kise:.... T.. the power... is gone.... *slumped down*..
Aomine:..not enough..... *reaching for the light*....
Midorima:... *glasses flash again*..... The will of fire... has died..
Me:.. *dramatically clenches fist*.... No... My comrades in arms!!! We must fight..!! We must.. fight!! *kneeling in front of a General Mathematics' book*.. My.. POWER..!!
Kuroko:... Somebody... help.. us..
Akashi; *opening door*...... (— _ —)..... .... Satsuki. *opens hand*..
Momoi:... I lost.. *sighs*~ Oh well. Here's your 30 bucks, Akashi-kun! o v o *pays*
Akashi:...... I'll teach you all.
Kise: *looks at Akashi*..... OAO... OUR GODDESS!!!!
Aomine; OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!!!!!
Midorima: *hands clasped together*.... The lord has come.
Akashi:.. What is wrong with all of you-
Me: *holding up a chicken* *holding a dagger*... Q V Q I THANK YO-
Momoi: Eeep!! Tenshii-chan!! Put down that chicken!!!
Kise: AAAAA TENSHICCHI! DONT KILL THAT CHICKEN!!!! QAQ CHICKENCCHI HANG IN THERE!
Midorima: OI! WE DONT TOLERATE RITUALS LIKE THAT-
Akashi: Put that down!!
Me: O v O Its one of my rabid chickens that I personally raised...
Midorima: THAT MAKES IT WORSE!!
Murasakibara:?!! Noo.. Dont let them near me and Snacks-chin! *running*
Akashi: Atsushi! You'll crash—
Chicken: *flies out of grasp*... *making chicken noises*.. CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
Translation: HELLO MOTHERF******!!!
Me:... *climbing out of the window*
Kise: HELP!! IT'S PECKING ME ALIVE!!!
Aomine: AAAAA!!!!! KISEEEE YOU'RE BLEEDING!!!
Chicken: CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK.
Translation: "HELLO YOU PUNY HOOMAN CHILDREN ITS ME YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE"
(Dont ask me how I've done that. Or where I found that certain chicken's ancestor.)
Kuroko: *already disappeared*
Momoi: *already leaving the house*
And so.. the GOM never trusted cute chickens and the will of fire ever again.
The end.
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