Hi!~❣ ♥♪
Sadist reporting for a random duty!~
That's how I feel when there's exams and people are pressuring me. And here's some tips to kill pressure away.
1. Remember anime
2. Use it as an inspiration
3. Read a funny book as an ice breaker
4. Keep calm and be a sadist anime otaku!!
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Akashi: *holding a whip* Study you six.. *demon eyes*
Me: TT^TT Mama.. *crawls outside*
Akashi: Tenshi.. *crawls like Sadako and grabs my foot* YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE!!!
Me: *claws the ground* NOOO!!! FREEDOM!!! LET ME GO!!! NOOOOO!!! *desperately kicks him on the face*
IM FREEEEEE!!!!!
Akashi: Your monthly tests... THEY'RE LOW AVERAGE B*TCH SCORES!!
Me: F*CK YOU B*TCH! AT LEAST I GET A GOOD LINE OF 9 IN THE TEST!
Midorima: *shuddering and studies* We interrupt your fighting..
Me and Akashi: *holding each other's throats* THE HELL YOU WANT?!
Midorima: *soul flies out of the body*
Kise: Uwah!~ why is Aominecchi sleeping?!
Me: SHATTAP M*D*F*CKA!!! AT LEAST I PASS THE DAMN TEST!!!
Akashi: YOU DON'T PASS THE TEST YOU PERFECT IT!!
Me: B*TCH PLEASE! STOP WITH THE PRESSURE! WE AIN'T IN A PRESSURE COOKAH! (*Three idiots the movie reference)
Akashi: *tries to tiger eyes me but failed* RAWR!
Me: *snaps photo* RAWR UR FACE!
Akashi: RAWR!! *does a flying ninja kick*
Me: *kamehame wave position* KAME.. HAME...
Akashi: Meow. O.O
Me: WAVE!!!! *blasts Akashi away* RAWR!!! ( # ﾟДﾟ)o >>>>>＠
Akashi: IM BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!! *twing*
Me: HELL YEAH!! *does the.voodoo dance* BADOOM BADUM BADOM DOM!
Midorima: Your monthly exams.. They're Low
Me: Then do my test M*d*f*c*a.
Midorima: Hmph. In your dreams.
Me: Good night!
Midorima: Oi! Why are you sleeping?!
Me: You said You'll do my test in my dreams. So I'll just sleep and dream you did my test. *Derp face*
Midorima: *anime vein* RAWR!
Me: *goes to the table and throws my books at him* Rawr your butt
Kise: Tenshicchi teach me those squarw roots!
Me: Whut? Those pieces of roots are easy!
Kise: TENSHICCHI!!
Akashi flies while burning.
*le tune She's just a girl and she's on fire*
Akashi: IM JUST A GIRL AND IM ON FIRE!!!
Murasakibara: *catches a burning Akashi* You're just a shorty and took some dry ice. <---*girl in fire tune*
Akashi: *goes back*
Me: *standing at the table* BUWAHAHAHA!!! BOW DOWN TO ME!!!
Kise and Aomine: All hail the queen!
Kuroko: *quietly studying* nya
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