Warning:
The following chapter contains not so funny scenarios, OOC Author and characters, and violence towards electronics such as Speakers, Televisions, and cellphones.
This might trigger: Severe facepalming, extreme LSS (Last Song Syndrome) and some weird shit.
Thank you.
Oh and I don't own Versace on the Floor. I sure am happy I don't..
PS:.. I dont particularly dislike the song but I dislike the veeeeery inappropriate times it had to just play.. Thus. I think the song is stalking me.
Me:... *is seriously rocking Just Dance like a pro* Viva Banana!! *dancing to Banana song*
Aomine:... *sashays to the room* Versace on the floor!
Me:... *throws Wii on Aomine and walks out*
Aomine:... *Face got shaped by Wii* Oii what's her problem? Oh hey. The it broke! I DO have a thick skull!
~At School~
Me: *writing at wattpad* I am the goddess of the new world. screw Kira! Im much more fab than Kira! Kira can eat my dirt! Ha!
(Person in front of me): Oooooh Take it off for me for me for me for me nao gurl~
Me:.... *tableflips and stabs phone*.
Akashi:........ *starts stabbing notebook*... Stop. Just. Stop.. This is an order!
Kuroko: *twirls and seductively slides down the floor*... Would you like some-
Akashi: No fries with that, dammit!
Kuroko: *produces Versace perfume brand* Versace on the floor~? *places perfume on the floor*
Akashi:.. Oh god why.. Who poisoned my Tetsuya....?
~Lunch Time~
Kuroko: *on the stage* *places Versace perfume down* Versace on da ploor~
Me:.... *starts hitting head on the wall* No. No. NO!!
Akashi:... *under the table*..
Aomine: Why do you hate it so much yo?
Me:... You wanna know so badly, Aomine Daiki..?
Aomine: Duh!
Me:....... It all started when I was in the mall with Akashi and Murasakibara... We were going to replace those stuff you all broke..
*FLASH BACK YO!*
Me:... *is on the red days,*.. FUUUUU!!!
Akashi:... *sighs*.. To be honest I'm tired.. *looking at Mursakibara.
Mursakibara: *eating* Im out of sweets....
Me: *sits down on bench*
*Versace on the floor plays*
Me: *pokerface*...
Akashi:.. *pokerface*
Murasakibara: *pokerface*
YOU ARE READING
Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!
FanfictionAomine riding a flying bike? Midorima dressed as a carrot? nosebleeding GOMXReader oneshots? Akashi screaming like a *dodges scissors* g-girl? You've come to the right place. Welcome to My created bliss paradise and Hell for the Generation of Miracl...
