Random Kuroko no Basuke Scenarios!

When Vacation Starts and Its just....

Vacation.....

An event that is considered by humans as a blessing from the heavens...

Yes, my dear friends and family...

Me: ITS VACATION TIME!!!! I CAN MAX OUT AKASHI'S CREDIT CARD!!!

Akashi: *seething*.. You almost made us bankrupt!

Me: BUT I PAID BACK EVERY LAST CENT WITH THAT TAMPON COMMERCIAL I MADE YOU DO!

Kuroko:... Tampon commercial....?

Midorima: Hmph. last time I checked, Akashi DOES NOT have the female genitalia.

Me: Oh look. The poisonous Milk tea is saying something. *wink wink*

Aomine:.. Checked...? Midorima, Holly shit you're checking on Akashi's-

Midorima:... *sighs and pushes up glasses*... You are all nincompoops! *walks out*

Me: Uh oh~ Somebody's on their peeeeeriod~!

Midorima: *in the bathroom* Shut up Tenshii! Shut up!

Me:.. They said Cancers have great romance luck with Sagittarius today.

Kise: That does not matter now Tenshiicchi! Its VACATION TIME.

Me: Yes yes! NOW I CAN MAX OUT AKASHI'S CREDIT CARD, MAKE MORE TAMPON COMMERCIALS WITH YOU ALL, HAVE KUROKO ENDORSE MY SHOTGUN BRAND, AND OF COURSE, HAVE MIDORIMA SEDUCE OLDER WOMEN!! WOOHOOOO!!

Kise:.. But Tenshiicchi!! I was talking about like-- beaches, sandy, sunny, happy beaches!!

Aomine: and the hot babes!

Akashi:.. *rubs temple* I have no time for this idiocy.

Me:.. Beach? Nah. pass. We'll go camping at gramma's cabin. remember? We barely escaped that time! Its thanks to school!

Aomine:............

Kise:......

Both: NOOO!!!!

Me:... Well you people can go to the beach, I mean, I CAN get Akashi and you people to endorse the stuffs along the way and I'll earn fast cash!

Akashi: *smirks*.. I like that idea. Yes, yes. Let us all go to the beach! *ka ching ka ching in the background*

Me: *wearing shades with dollars*.. Yes.

Akashi and Me: *high fives* Worth it/Good business.

Aomine:.. *cringes* Is money the only thing these two are thinking about?

Me: Well! My £ittle grasshopper (Money sign intended) We need funds!

Kise: Its summer!! QAQ HOW COULD YOU MAKE US WORK?! YOW HEARTLESS!

Aomine: Yow Momma was from North pole so yow coldhearted men!

Me:.................... Just do the Chuck Norris pose.

Aomine:..... *sulking in the corner*.............

Kise: QAQ LISTEN TO MEEEE!!!

Me:.. *shaking Kise* WHO BROKE THE TV LAST WEEK AND WE HAD TO BUY REPLACEMENTS?! QAQ DUDE. I SPENT MY POCKET MONEY FOR AOMINE'S CRASHED UP BIKES!!!

Kise:... *sulking*..

Me:.... Well they did say... "If you can't pay it, Pay with your body!" /(• u • ) \