P.I.E Meets Gravity Falls (Being Rewritten)

Acachalla Party van

-- Billy's POV --

I sat by Spencer in the back of the car, watching as he and Sue tried to murder each other in Animal Crossing. It was quite interesting, actually, and it help distract me from Maddie-Friend's shouts while she rode Freddio. One of those guys we picked up was riding my new motorcycle. Stanley-man I think, Mama Gertrude was on the roof of the car (Don't ask me why, she said she wanted to get some peace and quiet), Papa Acachalla was in the trunk, and Ford-man was driving. He seems a bit nice. I like him!  Sally was throwing meats to Freddie from the passenger's seat as he chased after the car, and I think Ford-man is actually scared of him! When he began to drive us and Freddie began to trot after, he slammed his foot down on the pedal and we left in an instant! It was SUPER fast and I screamed a bit. Mama Gertrude talked him into stopping sooner or later, but I had already thrown up several times! On Spencer! It smells horrible back here...

I also like his hands. They look cool. At first I thought they were made of leather, but he showed me they were gloves and then I saw that he actually had six fingers on each hand and then Maddie tackled me before I could mess with them so now I'm sad.

I took Melon-Friend outta my bag and began to talk to him as Ford began looking less and less comfortable. Well its not everyday you meet a group of Acachallas! Papa says we're one of a kind! Then Mama Gertrude usually chews him out about the Family Fee that I don't actually remember paying...

But Papa says I did, so I did!!! I hugged Melon-Friend tightly as Ford-man just watched with a funny look on his face, but I don't know why. Maybe he was lonely, Sally was ignoring him. "Ford-man!"

"Please, call me Ford."

"Okay Ford-man! D'ya wanna say hi to Melon-Friend!"

"Billy, I'm driving."

"So? I drive all the time!"

"Yes, but I need to keep my eyes on the road."

"... Why?"

By this point, Sue was paying attention to our conversation intensely. Spencer got bored of whacking Sue's character with a net and bang to listen as well.

"So we don't crash and die."

"What's wrong with that?"

"... Wrong with what?" Ford-man looked confused at my question! I wonder why?

"Crashing and Dying, Ford-man!" Why was Spencer laughing?

". . . When you die, you never come back and it's lik-"

"Yes we do!"

"What?"

"Yes we do come BACK FROM TH' DEAD!! I accidentally kill Papa all th' time and he always comes back!"

"I think he might just be fooling with you..."

"He's not! We respawn in this family! Even Spencer and Maddie! People think it has something to do with me, but I don't do anything, really."

"YOU ABTHOLUTE NERD! YOU KILLED DEATH." Spencer hissed to me, but I just looked at him funny.

"No, people were coming BACK FROM TH' DEAD before I killed Death." Ford-man had this weird expression on his face. He looked happy but also weirdy... Inspired I think?

We drove in silence for awhile, then switched. We taped Spencer to the roof with the Bee Movie playing in his ear just to annoy him, and now I was driving. In the car was Papa, Mama, Sue and Maddie and Me! Sally was on the motorcycle for a change and the mans were on Freddie and Freddio. Freddio kept bucking Stan-man everywhere though, but it's no wonder, really. We barely went a mile before Maddie began to bear hug me. I floored it and released the steering wheel, trying to remove her hands from my face. Mama lunged for it and Papa began to yell at me. I slammed the breaks, but it was too late. We swerved into some trees and Sue flew threw the big window. I think Maddie's heart stopped of fear, Mama was dead, Papa was dying and Spencer was burnt to a crisp. Sue was missing, but I heard alotta animal noises from where he came from after some gunshots. I had three different limbs shattered and I felt long dead. Stan-man and Ford-man dashed over, but Sally looked seemingly indifferent. I was confused. Why were the men worried so much? I saw Mama disappear and I knew I'd be next, considering I was already dead. I closed my eyes